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Posted
15 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said:

I think about 45 percent of the people on earth could be murdered at random tomorrow and it would actually make the world a better place. It is really time for another beer.

How did you come to 45%?

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Posted
Just now, Sawdamizer said:

...... im starting to think you're not the smartest person in the room anymore.

Listen, we should have an extensive conversation about eugenics. This shit is not good. I have no options. If anyone thinks they're anywhere near me fucking pray for a merciful god because I want to fucking die. I can tell you you aren't me, and I am losing everything. I am struggling to hold onto the worst fucking mystery I don't want to solve. I am so fucking tired of processing information and I think it could be killing me.

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Hoping for half of the world's population to be killed, followed by the need for another beer is a random ass combination. 

Dahmer didn't say, "That was some great 'Abducted Man Chili'" and run to the local bar.

Gacy didn't strangle a random boy, bury it in his crawlspace and be like, "It's Miller Time."

I'm gonna have to deduct 100 points for lack of serial killer motivation. 

Posted
1 hour ago, resurrected said:

Hoping for half of the world's population to be killed, followed by the need for another beer is a random ass combination. 

Dahmer didn't say, "That was some great 'Abducted Man Chili'" and run to the local bar.

Gacy didn't strangle a random boy, bury it in his crawlspace and be like, "It's Miller Time."

I'm gonna have to deduct 100 points for lack of serial killer motivation. 

Just imagine waking up at this time and trying to figure out how to make someone fiddle with your genitals. Just for fun though! So few people fiddle with genitals in the interest if fun...

Posted
2 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said:

Just imagine waking up at this time and trying to figure out how to make someone fiddle with your genitals. Just for fun though! So few people fiddle with genitals in the interest if fun...

I liked you better as Discofevers

Posted
58 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said:

I liked me better as AdmiredWookieSmelted.

Don't be that way.  You can still hang with me at the retards' table.

Posted
30 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Don't be that way.  You can still hang with me at the retards' table.

you can't use that word anymore. it's offensive to people who are too stupid to realize you're making fun of them. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, nameraka said:

you can't use that word anymore. it's offensive to people who are too stupid to realize you're making fun of them. 

Wtf they know. We're just mad about being muscled out of making fun of it.

Posted
5 hours ago, Sawdamizer said:

...... im starting to think you're not the smartest person in the room anymore.

I'm  starting to think it should be 70 percent, but I'm overflowing with forgiveness.

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