molarbear Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 Could be death or death, just go see a Doctor I wouldn't be Googling this shit if I could go see a Doctor without paying out the ass This is the time we need to push for Canada to come up with their own version of MapleMD. You pay $1 and they give you medical advice that's more appropriate and not "Death" for every medical question.... that or at least we get a "Thank you" or "Sorry" when they tell you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 Sorry for your loss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 Everything is trying to kill us tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 Can I have your Xbox gamertag when you die in 3 months? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 I feel like this is misguided. Why implore Canada to give us poor medical advice over the internet...Web MD can't really be more helpful than that. Like, I don't know what you looked up, but let's just say it was migraines....well, that's probably a symptom to a lot of things.....Maybe you're hung over, maybe you fell and have a concussion, maybe it's a fucking anurysm (sp)....at any rates, saying death is a liability thing....you kind of have to be examined to be diagnosed....I don't think that's unfair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Guignon Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 WebMD has repeatedly told me I have anthrax and the bubonic plague, I was sheering sheep and I got about 200 flea bites...so it almost made sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted March 8, 2021 Author Share Posted March 8, 2021 On 3/6/2021 at 7:36 AM, Seight said: Everything is trying to kill us tho. Not small amounts of water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted March 8, 2021 Author Share Posted March 8, 2021 On 3/6/2021 at 8:49 AM, Sawdamizer said: Can I have your Xbox gamertag when you die in 3 months? Only if you guarantee to give someone named Cerberalbore shit everyday upon take over..... this is kind of important 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted March 8, 2021 Author Share Posted March 8, 2021 On 3/6/2021 at 9:44 AM, André Toulon said: I feel like this is misguided. Why implore Canada to give us poor medical advice over the internet...Web MD can't really be more helpful than that. Like, I don't know what you looked up, but let's just say it was migraines....well, that's probably a symptom to a lot of things.....Maybe you're hung over, maybe you fell and have a concussion, maybe it's a fucking anurysm (sp)....at any rates, saying death is a liability thing....you kind of have to be examined to be diagnosed....I don't think that's unfair I just saying, I've tried Saline spray, putting little bits of vaseline up my nose, bought a little humidifier... and my nose still bleeds At this point I'm not ruling out developing a Cocaine habit to at least have some sort of excuse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted March 8, 2021 Author Share Posted March 8, 2021 14 minutes ago, Le Guignon said: WebMD has repeatedly told me I have anthrax and the bubonic plague, I was sheering sheep and I got about 200 flea bites...so it almost made sense. That sounds like it would be very aesthetically pleasing job minus the bites Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Guignon Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 The flea bites weren't from the sheep. I don't even know if sheep can get fleas. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted March 8, 2021 Author Share Posted March 8, 2021 43 minutes ago, Le Guignon said: The flea bites weren't from the sheep. I don't even know if sheep can get fleas. I imagine they're like any parasite that's after blood, their victim doesn't matter. They just want that blood source yo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 5 hours ago, molarbear said: Not small amounts of water That's what it wants you to think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 7 hours ago, Le Guignon said: I was sheering sheep you're so fascinating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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