Skiles Posted November 14, 2020 Posted November 14, 2020 "Thank you for the food, thank you for the day, yum, yum, eat away." And I gotta be honest, I'm pretty pissed off that my brain still reserves space for that stupid fucking prayer. 😐 1
bnmjy Posted November 14, 2020 Posted November 14, 2020 God is good, God is great. Let us thank him, For our food. By his hand, We are fed. Give us Lord, Our daily bread. I haven't thought about this in years 😒
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted November 14, 2020 Posted November 14, 2020 Our father who art in heaven, hallowed by thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and please forgive our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Not even confirmed, bitch.
Skiles Posted November 14, 2020 Author Posted November 14, 2020 12 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: Our father who art in heaven, hallowed by thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and please forgive our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Not even confirmed, bitch. I have recited this at so many AA meetings that I've legitimately heard it perfectly in my dreams. 2
Skiles Posted November 14, 2020 Author Posted November 14, 2020 1 hour ago, bnmjy said: God is good, God is great. Let us thank him, For our food. By his hand, We are fed. Give us Lord, Our daily bread. I haven't thought about this in years 😒 Right? Meanwhile, how many awesome things has my brain just aced from my hard drive? And shit like that is still in there?
CAC Posted November 14, 2020 Posted November 14, 2020 I'd rather thank the farmers that actually did the work.
Skiles Posted November 14, 2020 Author Posted November 14, 2020 16 minutes ago, CAC said: I'd rather thank the farmers that actually did the work. Mmmm, nope, it was Jesus. All those lazy-ass farmers did was reap the rewards. The Lord did all the work.
Swimmod_Luna Posted November 14, 2020 Posted November 14, 2020 Rub-a-dub-dub Thanks for the grub Yaaaaay, God! 2 1 2
Codename: Jackass Posted November 15, 2020 Posted November 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Athena92 said: Rub-a-dub-dub Thanks for the grub Yaaaaay, God! you stole it from me
Naraku4656 Posted November 15, 2020 Posted November 15, 2020 i was in a day camp that made us pray before eating. i never did 😎
Seight Posted November 15, 2020 Posted November 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Athena92 said: Rub-a-dub-dub Thanks for the grub Yaaaaay, God! Thank you LaToya, that was very inappropriate. 1
BlackNoir Posted November 15, 2020 Posted November 15, 2020 Now I lay me down to sleep..... This always made me suspicious of the food. 1
katt_goddess Posted November 15, 2020 Posted November 15, 2020 God is great, god is good. Later it's poop but now it's food. You'd think they'd have learned to not let me lead any of the youth group meetings...
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