scoobdog Posted August 17, 2020 Posted August 17, 2020 On 8/15/2020 at 8:40 PM, 1938 Packard said: There's a ghost haunting every square yard of every nation. They don't care what we do. How many did you murder yourself?
Naraku4656 Posted August 17, 2020 Posted August 17, 2020 i've been having to poop a lot today. good thing there are no ghosts around
Raptorpat Posted August 17, 2020 Author Posted August 17, 2020 but if you were afraid one was around and possibly watching you, would you be able to poop?
Naraku4656 Posted August 17, 2020 Posted August 17, 2020 5 minutes ago, Raptorpat said: but if you were afraid one was around and possibly watching you, would you be able to poop? considering my body decided that it was time to poop each time and I had no say in the matter, yes
Codename: Jackass Posted August 17, 2020 Posted August 17, 2020 I'll grunt and groan and make sure to eat lots of eggs and cheese beforehand.
Ric Posted August 17, 2020 Posted August 17, 2020 I already know that god and Santa are watching me shit so what difference does it make to me if a ghost or two join in? 1
scoobdog Posted August 17, 2020 Posted August 17, 2020 I'm starting to think it would be nice if a nice ghost lady would give me a tug while i'm in the head to take some of the edge off the brick I'm shitting out. Or a guy ghost would work.
1938 Packard Posted August 18, 2020 Posted August 18, 2020 4 hours ago, scoobdog said: I'm starting to think it would be nice if a nice ghost lady would give me a tug while i'm in the head to take some of the edge off the brick I'm shitting out. Or a guy ghost would work. A Guy ghost? Did you kill Guy Fieri?
scoobdog Posted August 18, 2020 Posted August 18, 2020 10 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: A Guy ghost? Did you kill Guy Fieri? No,.
1938 Packard Posted August 18, 2020 Posted August 18, 2020 1 minute ago, scoobdog said: No,. But you want his ghost...
scoobdog Posted August 18, 2020 Posted August 18, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: But you want his ghost... I want his ghost to stuff you in an oven, roast you, then fold you in half so you can go to flavor town up your own asshole. Edited August 18, 2020 by scoobdog
Raptorpat Posted August 18, 2020 Author Posted August 18, 2020 hey guys this is a very serious thread
katt_goddess Posted August 18, 2020 Posted August 18, 2020 20 hours ago, Raptorpat said: hey guys this is a very serious thread 1
Dark_Cloud_Overhead Posted August 19, 2020 Posted August 19, 2020 How about going in a transparent public toilet like they have now in Japan. The glass is supposed to become frosted when you enter, but what if a naughty ghost were to mess with and cause a malfunction while you were inside and suddenly everyone could see you doing your business?
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