I just figured out why people are baptized.

[SwimModSponges]

When the face goes under water it triggers the mammalian diving response.

Tell folks your god did that and they'll be all about that conversion.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

People are baptized as babies, sponges.

[crackymckrackin]

Only in some Christian Faith's, Catholicism most notably. Baptist, Pentecostal, Assembly of god. Church of christ and the like only baptize once the person reaches an age where they can understand what baptism is. 

[cyberbully]

My diving response and why my heartbeat gets slower

Edited May 16, 2020 by cyberbully

[molarbear]

4 hours ago, cyberbully said:

My diving response and why my heartbeat gets slower

There was a Sega Genesis Game called "General Chaos" if your Troops drown they went down exactly like this

[cyberbully]

27 minutes ago, molarbear said:

There was a Sega Genesis Game called "General Chaos" if your Troops drown they went down exactly like this

.....Nevermind, I'm thinking of Dr. Chaos.

[PhilosipherStoned]

I don't even swim. 

[Poof]

<-- never baptized thank god