Distinct Lunatic Posted April 29, 2020 Posted April 29, 2020 I have achieved enlightenment, being educated in the ways of the big Z man, having studied his ways. I know I have a long way to go before I'll be even close to his level of alpha but the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. So where all the single ladies at? To make this go easier please make sure to link your social media accounts to make it easier for me cyberstalk you for awhile, just so I can get a better idea of who you are before we talk. Why, just the other day I was at a bar drinking some cheap beer when a smoking hot 10/10 walked in, I didn't say anything to her obviously but I managed to find out her name and looked her up on Facebook, I was gonna watch her for a couple days before messaging her to get things started. I think coming on strongly would be the best strategy since real alpha men get to the point and don't be around the bush. I'll just be like "hey babe I saw you the other day and thought to myself, damn those are some big titties, they'd look even better with my head between them" I imagine that should be enough to get that bitch to fall head over heels for me. It's all about confidence. Confidence and persistence, mostly persistence.
Distinct Lunatic Posted April 29, 2020 Author Posted April 29, 2020 So I was hanging out at the mall the other day, when some big tittied woman started hollering about me being there since they were closed cause of quarantine. I stood my ground with her since that's what alpha men do. I figured commenting on her nice set of tits and firm ass would be the best way to get things started, that's when she handcuffed me for trespassing. I'm into some kinky shit so I was all chill and let it happen, but now I'm being fined. Can you believe that shit? It worked out though in the end cause the officers name was written on the papers. Figure I'll message her later today to see if she's single.
Distinct Lunatic Posted April 29, 2020 Author Posted April 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Ginguy said: 7/10 will see how story unfolds.... I still have much to learn from the Z man, but with enough work and dedication I'm certain that I can one day reach his level of alpha, or die old and single
tsar4 Posted April 29, 2020 Posted April 29, 2020 22 minutes ago, Distinct Lunatic said: I still have much to learn from the Z man, but with enough work and dedication I'm certain that I can one day reach his level of alpha, or die old and single What do you mean "or"? 1
Distinct Lunatic Posted April 29, 2020 Author Posted April 29, 2020 34 minutes ago, tsar4 said: What do you mean "or"? Go big or go home. No point in being alpha if not gonna commit to it
tsar4 Posted April 29, 2020 Posted April 29, 2020 3 minutes ago, Distinct Lunatic said: Go big or go home. No point in being alpha if not gonna commit to it I'm suggesting "and" would have fit better.
Vamped Posted April 29, 2020 Posted April 29, 2020 We all married each other and now we live as a commune of sister wives in Utah raising horses, ducks, and small rabbits 6
Seight Posted April 29, 2020 Posted April 29, 2020 Remember, you have to replace one (1) shower per week with the equivalent 1/4th of a can of Axe body spray.
RG3 Posted April 29, 2020 Posted April 29, 2020 52 minutes ago, tsar4 said: I'm suggesting "and" would have fit better. I really hope Zeni does! After what he did to me! He told me that we were meant to be, and then he left me before he even knew senior prom would be canceled and now all the jocks at school who wanted me are off with other girls and I can't do anything about it because I'm stuck at home! I'M SO... MAAAAADDDDDD 😠
tsar4 Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 You're "mad" alright, zagnut. How's come you never offered a rebuttal to "Obscure Laughingstocks"?
Distinct Lunatic Posted April 30, 2020 Author Posted April 30, 2020 2 hours ago, Vamped said: We all married each other and now we live as a commune of sister wives in Utah raising horses, ducks, and small rabbits As long as you take charge of them all and make sure they know you're the man, and drink plenty of cheap beer you'll be alright.
Distinct Lunatic Posted April 30, 2020 Author Posted April 30, 2020 2 hours ago, Seight said: Remember, you have to replace one (1) shower per week with the equivalent 1/4th of a can of Axe body spray. Or even better, shower only once a month and use an entire can of Axe body spray every day. Sounds pretty alpha to me. I'll still take plenty of baths, but only when I have a fine bitch to share the tub with. 1
Distinct Lunatic Posted April 30, 2020 Author Posted April 30, 2020 52 minutes ago, tsar4 said: You're "mad" alright, zagnut. How's come you never offered a rebuttal to "Obscure Laughingstocks"? You better watch the way you speak of the big Z, real alpha men are prone to street fights to assert their male superiority.
tsar4 Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 I've been calling out his garbage since asmb, and I'm still around, so...
Vamped Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 22 minutes ago, Distinct Lunatic said: As long as you take charge of them all and make sure they know you're the man, and drink plenty of cheap beer you'll be alright. We all know the small rabbits are in charge
UwP Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 (edited) 👀 Edited April 30, 2020 by UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS Stalker man
Distinct Lunatic Posted April 30, 2020 Author Posted April 30, 2020 1 hour ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: 👀 Who's the real stalker, me sitting there listening in on that fine bitch, or the person taking a picture of me sitting there listening in on that fine bitch? I know what you're probably thinking, it's not very alpha to just sit there and let another man talk to a fine bitch, but being the clear alpha male that I am, I can be nice. I could tell that guy there has never had a woman once in his life, and beats off to hentai 7 times a day, so I figured I'll give him a chance to win the bitch over before I head over and assert my alpha male dominance, but before I do that I need to check out the bitches Facebook page to get a better understanding of her.
Distinct Lunatic Posted April 30, 2020 Author Posted April 30, 2020 You know, the hardest part about being an alpha male is when it comes to asserting my dominance. Just the other day I met a fine 10/10 bitch. We hit it off, I won her over with my alpha male charm but when we got back to her place nothing happened cause I asked her if she was prepared to have my baby, her being dumbfounded by that question. I had to explain that part of my being an alpha male I'm only allowed to have sex for the sole purpose of procreation, any other form goes against my being an alpha male. For some reason that killed the mood, her telling me she didn't want to have my alpha male baby. Can you believe that?
UwP Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 12 minutes ago, Distinct Lunatic said: Who's the real stalker, me sitting there listening in on that fine bitch, or the person taking a picture of me sitting there listening in on that fine bitch? I know what you're probably thinking, it's not very alpha to just sit there and let another man talk to a fine bitch, but being the clear alpha male that I am, I can be nice. I could tell that guy there has never had a woman once in his life, and beats off to hentai 7 times a day, so I figured I'll give him a chance to win the bitch over before I head over and assert my alpha male dominance, but before I do that I need to check out the bitches Facebook page to get a better understanding of her. Nah that dude there fucks and murders the girls he stalks. Also that'd be me taking the photo of the stalker stalking. 2
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 30 minutes ago, Distinct Lunatic said: You know, the hardest part about being an alpha male is when it comes to asserting my dominance. Just the other day I met a fine 10/10 bitch. We hit it off, I won her over with my alpha male charm but when we got back to her place nothing happened cause I asked her if she was prepared to have my baby, her being dumbfounded by that question. I had to explain that part of my being an alpha male I'm only allowed to have sex for the sole purpose of procreation, any other form goes against my being an alpha male. For some reason that killed the mood, her telling me she didn't want to have my alpha male baby. Can you believe that? 2 2
Distinct Lunatic Posted April 30, 2020 Author Posted April 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Yes, I pour one out to my boy Miroku because he also understands the pain of being an alpha male. 1
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