Mohri Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Alright, so... for like twenty fucking minutes I was in a stand-off with this roach. He was in a paper towel roll and I was defenseless other than my pajamas. Welllllllll, I tried to squish him but he ran out and got away. What do I do now? The bastard has wings and can be anywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 18 minutes ago, Mohri said: Alright, so... for like twenty fucking minutes I was in a stand-off with this roach. He was in a paper towel roll and I was defenseless other than my pajamas. Welllllllll, I tried to squish him but he ran out and got away. What do I do now? The bastard has wings and can be anywhere. Come chat with me in Discord and forget about it until he shows his face rqandomly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gina Szanboti Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Did you pick your avatar just for this post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohri Posted April 28, 2020 Author Share Posted April 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: Come chat with me in Discord and forget about it until he shows his face rqandomly. I’m not home. I’m staying at someone’s house. Lolololol. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 1 minute ago, Mohri said: I’m not home. I’m staying at someone’s house. Lolololol. Oh. 👀 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 You only have one option: Burn the house down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Release the spiders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inu_crazed_90 Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 You have to move now. It’s his house now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Tactical air strike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 6 hours ago, Mohri said: I’m not home. I’m staying at someone’s house. Lolololol. I always kind of thought it was awkward to kill a roach at someone's house. You just kinda have to pretend like you dont see it if they dont see it >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohri Posted April 28, 2020 Author Share Posted April 28, 2020 There was a huntsman spider in the corner of the room that I attempted to scare into the direction that I last saw the bug. The thing just charged me instead and ran under my bedding on the floor. Lol. Luckily, for WHATEVER REASON, spiders do not cause me to go into a panic like a roach does. It’s dumb.... I’m buying two tanks of gas, some super soakers and a box my matches. We’re looking at round two tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohri Posted April 28, 2020 Author Share Posted April 28, 2020 45 minutes ago, Vamped said: I always kind of thought it was awkward to kill a roach at someone's house. You just kinda have to pretend like you dont see it if they dont see it >.> It’s because there is so much stuff to move that belongs to someone else. I always like to plan it out and basically completely void the rooms of all materials that will be in my way if the first strike fails and the bastard decides to strike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Cloud_Overhead Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Find some of his friends and make them race. Might as well make some money off it. And believe it or not, yes cockroach racing is a real thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohri Posted April 28, 2020 Author Share Posted April 28, 2020 6 hours ago, Dark_Cloud_Overhead said: Find some of his friends and make them race. Might as well make some money off it. And believe it or not, yes cockroach racing is a real thing. Nononono nonono. I’ve seen Joe’s Apartment. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Diplomacy. Lure it out with whatever roaches eat, become friends with it, learn the ways of it's people, come to an understanding and then smack it with a shoe. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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