Ultima Posted April 15, 2020 Posted April 15, 2020 My friend figured out how to win the Stacys and he tells me it has nothing to do with being a soft, affectionate beta who uses girly charm and passive body language. There's a way to be rugged and aggressive and win, but he hasn't told me the secret to winning the prizes just yet. He only tells me that there's a way and that winning is invigorating. 1
tsar4 Posted April 15, 2020 Posted April 15, 2020 2 hours ago, Ultima said: My friend figured out how to win the Stacys and he tells me it has nothing to do with being a soft, affectionate beta who uses girly charm and passive body language. There's a way to be rugged and aggressive and win, but he hasn't told me the secret to winning the prizes just yet. He only tells me that there's a way and that winning is invigorating. We're sure you'll keep us updated on this, Stacy.
Ric Posted April 15, 2020 Posted April 15, 2020 Hopefully he hasn't told you because he's saving it for a video, we need to be educated.
Seight Posted April 15, 2020 Posted April 15, 2020 A group of more than four Stacies is known as a flock. 3 hours ago, Ginguy said: Your friend should date Zoe Quinn.... Is this a test to see if all of Twitter will start not liking him all at once? 1
Ultima Posted April 16, 2020 Author Posted April 16, 2020 6 hours ago, Ric said: Hopefully he hasn't told you because he's saving it for a video, we need to be educated. I'm surprised he figured this out. I was starting to think that all girls want affectionate, emotional, "charming", non-combative beta males. This just might be the greatest discovery since that British dude found King Tut's tomb.
Ultima Posted April 16, 2020 Author Posted April 16, 2020 23 hours ago, Ginguy said: Your friend should date Zoe Quinn.... I've never heard of her. Is she around 18 and sexy? My friend is a law-abiding citizen who greatly appreciates purity and beauty. 🇺🇸 Those older women had their chances... 😡... Is what he just texted me. 🏃
tsar4 Posted April 16, 2020 Posted April 16, 2020 17 hours ago, Ultima said: I'm surprised he figured this out. I was starting to think that all girls want affectionate, emotional, "charming", non-combative beta males. This just might be the greatest discovery since that British dude found King Tut's tomb. You mean that British guy that died pretty much broke (estate valued at ~$2,500) and alone? Sounds fitting.
Ultima Posted April 16, 2020 Author Posted April 16, 2020 2 minutes ago, tsar4 said: You mean that British guy that died pretty much broke (estate valued at ~$2,500) and alone? Sounds fitting. He immortalized himself. Nobody cares about who had what, especially back in those wack ass times. 😸
tsar4 Posted April 16, 2020 Posted April 16, 2020 2 minutes ago, Ultima said: He immortalized himself. Nobody cares about who had what, especially back in those wack ass times. 😸 His home country didn't even honor him.
Ultima Posted April 16, 2020 Author Posted April 16, 2020 Just now, tsar4 said: His home country didn't even honor him. I guarantee I can make anything that was considered expensive and luxurious from any time up until maybe the 70s on a $50 budget. I'm that dude... Well not as much as my good friend, but I've learned a lot from him about survival of the fittest and alpha energy.
Houdini Splicer Posted April 16, 2020 Posted April 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Ultima said: I guarantee I can make anything that was considered expensive and luxurious from any time up until maybe the 70s on a $50 budget. I'm that dude... Well not as much as my good friend, but I've learned a lot from him about survival of the fittest and alpha energy. ...and being an asswipe. Can't forget that one.
Ultima Posted April 16, 2020 Author Posted April 16, 2020 Just now, Houdini Splicer said: ...and being an asswipe. Can't forget that one. He's a stud. I can't wait for him to get his chance next May. He's been sitting back and waiting for far too long... It's time for him to shove these predictable frauds aside and seize the moment and win the grand prize. 👫
tsar4 Posted April 16, 2020 Posted April 16, 2020 6 minutes ago, Ultima said: I guarantee I can make anything that was considered expensive and luxurious from any time up until maybe the 70s on a $50 budget. I'm that dude... Well not as much as my good friend, but I've learned a lot from him about survival of the fittest and alpha energy. You misspelled fattest.
Ultima Posted April 16, 2020 Author Posted April 16, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, tsar4 said: You misspelled fattest. I'm rather slender, but my friend slimmed down to 175 of sturdy muscle. Enough to knock most of these betas on their asses and rock any hot maiden's world. 🔥 When I grow up, I wanna be just like him because he just takes things over. It's soooooo cool. He's like a real life Frank Castle. Edited April 16, 2020 by Ultima
tsar4 Posted April 16, 2020 Posted April 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Ultima said: I'm rather slender, but my friend slimmed down to 175 of sturdy muscle. Enough to knock most of these betas on their asses and rock any hot maiden's world. 🔥 When I grow up, I wanna be just like him because he just takes thing over. It's soooooo cool. He's like a real life Frank Castle. Is that the short fat guy from "American Pickers"?
Ultima Posted April 16, 2020 Author Posted April 16, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, tsar4 said: Is that the short fat guy from "American Pickers"? I've never seen that show, but I don't have to pump fake or hype up my man, ZG. All I know is that I asked a lot of people (who know him better than I do) if they'd rely on him to survive a bar fight and save his woman, and they were confidently saying that he could and they were mentioning him with Jon Jones and Stipe Miocic and such. I'm still writing my thesis on this guy, but I'm just saying what those close to him have reiterated to me, and there's supposedly videos of him crushing his punching bag in his garage that let it be known that he is, in fact, a monster. This is all so exciting and frightening to me at the same time as I continue to conduct my research on him. 😲🙀💪🍿🇺🇸 Edited April 16, 2020 by Ultima
Ginguy Posted April 16, 2020 Posted April 16, 2020 3 hours ago, Ultima said: I've never heard of her. Is she around 18 and sexy? My friend is a law-abiding citizen who greatly appreciates purity and beauty. 🇺🇸 Those older women had their chances... 😡... Is what he just texted me. 🏃 Um, yeah. She writes comic books and games and stuff, total prize for your friend if he can summon his inner Chad.
Ultima Posted April 16, 2020 Author Posted April 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Ginguy said: Um, yeah. She writes comic books and games and stuff, total prize for your friend if he can summon his inner Chad. My friend is a Chad, but he hates every woman to ever appear on any season of The Bachelor, and any woman who acts like that in real life, and he's still never heard of this lady. I don't know if he can fix her. He's impregnable, but she very well might be damaged. And he needs to know more about her motives and such because she just might be a typical YouTuber/social media child and not a real badass woman.
Ultima Posted April 16, 2020 Author Posted April 16, 2020 3 minutes ago, Ginguy said: Um, yeah. She writes comic books and games and stuff, total prize for your friend if he can summon his inner Chad. He'll try his best to fix her. He just saw your post. 😓🙏🍿
Ultima Posted April 16, 2020 Author Posted April 16, 2020 9 minutes ago, Ginguy said: Um, yeah. She writes comic books and games and stuff, total prize for your friend if he can summon his inner Chad. He just read through her Wikipedia page. He doesn't wanna fix her. She's older than he is!!! What do you take him for?! 😡 (He texted me that smiley to relay to you) 1
Ginguy Posted April 16, 2020 Posted April 16, 2020 You don't fix. You just handle the situation. The Situation can't handle this situation, so your friend has to handle thissituation for the Situation who is handling his own situation, so you tell your friend to Chad up and handle this situation so the rest of us don't have to handle this situation.
Seight Posted April 16, 2020 Posted April 16, 2020 11 minutes ago, Ultima said: He just read through her Wikipedia page. He doesn't wanna fix her. She's older than he is!!! What do you take him for?! 😡 (He texted me that smiley to relay to you) aHAHA WOW
Ultima Posted April 16, 2020 Author Posted April 16, 2020 11 minutes ago, Ginguy said: You don't fix. You just handle the situation. The Situation can't handle this situation, so your friend has to handle thissituation for the Situation who is handling his own situation, so you tell your friend to Chad up and handle this situation so the rest of us don't have to handle this situation. My friend CAN handle the situation, he's just not in the mood for it. Why fix a 33 year old woman's self-inflicted problems when he can save a sexy, 18 year old maiden from any problems? 👫 ... Or so he tells me. This man makes so much sense. The ladies of his generation must have been smoking some serious skunk to blow him off! 🤦🏻♂️
nameraka Posted April 17, 2020 Posted April 17, 2020 as one of the clans i'm related to has this surname, i can tell you one is too fucking many. 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 17, 2020 Posted April 17, 2020 12 minutes ago, nameraka said: as one of the clans i'm related to has this surname, i can tell you one is too fucking many. I have to imagine there's someone out there named Stacy Stacy. 1
tsar4 Posted April 17, 2020 Posted April 17, 2020 42 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I have to imagine there's someone out there named Stacy Stacy. Can you imagine some poor guy being named that?
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 17, 2020 Posted April 17, 2020 1 minute ago, tsar4 said: Can you imagine some poor guy being named that? I'm more used to Stacy being a girl's name. I think Stacy Keach is the only male Stacy I've heard of.
nameraka Posted April 17, 2020 Posted April 17, 2020 46 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I have to imagine there's someone out there named Stacy Stacy. My cousin told me he immediately rules out girls named Stacy for that exact reason. 1
tsar4 Posted April 17, 2020 Posted April 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I'm more used to Stacy being a girl's name. I think Stacy Keach is the only male Stacy I've heard of. A cousin's hubby is a Stacy. I believe he's a retired Marine.
nameraka Posted April 17, 2020 Posted April 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, tsar4 said: A cousin's hubby is a Stacy. I believe he's a retired Marine. Oddly, I have an uncle whose surname is Stacy who is a retired marine. Maybe we should set them up.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 17, 2020 Posted April 17, 2020 (edited) 6 minutes ago, nameraka said: Oddly, I have an uncle whose surname is Stacy who is a retired marine. Maybe we should set them up. $5 you're talking about the same Stacy. 😜 EDIT: Just realized nameraka said surname, not just name. Edited April 17, 2020 by Doom Metal Alchemist 1
tsar4 Posted April 17, 2020 Posted April 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, nameraka said: Oddly, I have an uncle whose surname is Stacy who is a retired marine. Maybe we should set them up. Be even odder if they were one in the same.
RG3 Posted April 17, 2020 Posted April 17, 2020 I'm a friend of his too, Ultima, and let me tell you that Zeni is an amazing kisser. He won't kiss a girl with chapped lips, but he really knows how to make a girl feel special.
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