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Got to hear shitty coronavirus jokes at every open mic tonight


That_One_Guy

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2 hours ago, That_One_Guy said:

If I hear one more it won't get to kill me cause I'm gonna put a bullet in my brain 🙃

"HURR DURR I STOPPED EATING ASS CAUSE OF THE CORONAVIRUS GUYS HAR HAR HAR!!!" 

yeah, that's stupid....if anything, you should eat more ass......we're all 'bout to die, time to really get loose

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Some dude at city hall was at the counter, and decided that he had to make a joke to the poor city planner trying to process him:

Dude:  "Did you hear about the new virus?"

Planner:  *Groans*

Dude:  "It's called Budweiser virus."

Planner:  HAH!

Dude:  "It's because they don't want to be left out"

Planner:  "...."

Dude looks over to a permit tech who was clearly within earshot.  "Did you hear about the new virus?"
 

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8 hours ago, That_One_Guy said:

If I hear one more it won't get to kill me cause I'm gonna put a bullet in my brain 🙃

"HURR DURR I STOPPED EATING ASS CAUSE OF THE CORONAVIRUS GUYS HAR HAR HAR!!!" 

If I were a bad comedian I would simply not use the fact that Rome is burning to prove I was bad to people.

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