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GOOD NEWS EVERYONE: lowered my alcohol related car accidents by 35%


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It's all the way down to 65% percent :RoboTeeth:

 

 

 

How did I manage this without putting a dent in my sterling, bumper car like, crash rate?

Simple.....there is an inexplicable boom in the squirrel population around where I live and those little bastards don't respect the right of way 

 

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  On 2/6/2020 at 7:01 AM, Mix said:

It's all the way down to 65% percent :RoboTeeth:

 

 

 

How did I manage this without putting a dent in my sterling, bumper car like, crash rate?

Simple.....there is an inexplicable boom in the squirrel population around where I live and those little bastards don't respect the right of way 

 

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  On 2/6/2020 at 1:09 PM, Vamped said:

I just hold my breath and hope there's no thump 

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I wish I could, but no matter what I do I can't seem to kill off that lingering last shred of decency that dwells in my otherwise shriveled heart

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  On 2/6/2020 at 8:13 PM, renjifan said:

 

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This is basically what happened....those bastards.....that poor mailbox didn't deserve what it got....it should have been them......it had a family and kids!!!

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  On 2/7/2020 at 3:21 AM, Mix said:

rats with fuzzy tails they are

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and ninja skills to appear from any crevice.

YOU THINK YOURE SAFE WALKING OUTSIDE? NO, SQUIRRELS ARE RAMPANT AND READY TO ATTAAAAAACK.

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  On 2/7/2020 at 6:03 AM, avec said:

and ninja skills to appear from any crevice.

YOU THINK YOURE SAFE WALKING OUTSIDE? NO, SQUIRRELS ARE RAMPANT AND READY TO ATTAAAAAACK.

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Squirrels might not like me, but I've always respected their style. At the most climbing and roping off large trees for sport when I was a kid was fun. Though sometimes squirrels would sneeze at me, and throw acorns in guerilla warfare. 

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