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GOOD NEWS EVERYONE: lowered my alcohol related car accidents by 35%


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It's all the way down to 65% percent :RoboTeeth:

 

 

 

How did I manage this without putting a dent in my sterling, bumper car like, crash rate?

Simple.....there is an inexplicable boom in the squirrel population around where I live and those little bastards don't respect the right of way 

 

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2 hours ago, Mix said:

It's all the way down to 65% percent :RoboTeeth:

 

 

 

How did I manage this without putting a dent in my sterling, bumper car like, crash rate?

Simple.....there is an inexplicable boom in the squirrel population around where I live and those little bastards don't respect the right of way 

 

Ad: Thank goodness for Jimmy Dean's Car Tape. The best tape for fixing up your car. Car Tape! It's duck tape!

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14 hours ago, Vamped said:

I just hold my breath and hope there's no thump 

I wish I could, but no matter what I do I can't seem to kill off that lingering last shred of decency that dwells in my otherwise shriveled heart

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17 hours ago, avec said:

and ninja skills to appear from any crevice.

YOU THINK YOURE SAFE WALKING OUTSIDE? NO, SQUIRRELS ARE RAMPANT AND READY TO ATTAAAAAACK.

Squirrels might not like me, but I've always respected their style. At the most climbing and roping off large trees for sport when I was a kid was fun. Though sometimes squirrels would sneeze at me, and throw acorns in guerilla warfare. 

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