Mix Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 It's all the way down to 65% percent How did I manage this without putting a dent in my sterling, bumper car like, crash rate? Simple.....there is an inexplicable boom in the squirrel population around where I live and those little bastards don't respect the right of way Ad: Thank goodness for Jimmy Dean's Car Tape. The best tape for fixing up your car. Car Tape! It's duck tape! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 Well since it's you I really do hope you're just joking. DD's are great friends is all I'm gonna say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 Squirrels are shady af 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 2 hours ago, Mix said: It's all the way down to 65% percent How did I manage this without putting a dent in my sterling, bumper car like, crash rate? Simple.....there is an inexplicable boom in the squirrel population around where I live and those little bastards don't respect the right of way Ad: Thank goodness for Jimmy Dean's Car Tape. The best tape for fixing up your car. Car Tape! It's duck tape! Flex Tape! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lytbryt Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 2 hours ago, molarbear said: Flex Tape! Why ur felxing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 So what's the bad news? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 I just hold my breath and hope there's no thump 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renjifan Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 7, 2020 Author Share Posted February 7, 2020 18 hours ago, avec said: Squirrels are shady af rats with fuzzy tails they are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 7, 2020 Author Share Posted February 7, 2020 14 hours ago, helpme said: So what's the bad news? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 7, 2020 Author Share Posted February 7, 2020 14 hours ago, Vamped said: I just hold my breath and hope there's no thump I wish I could, but no matter what I do I can't seem to kill off that lingering last shred of decency that dwells in my otherwise shriveled heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 7, 2020 Author Share Posted February 7, 2020 7 hours ago, renjifan said: This is basically what happened....those bastards.....that poor mailbox didn't deserve what it got....it should have been them......it had a family and kids!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 2 hours ago, Mix said: rats with fuzzy tails they are and ninja skills to appear from any crevice. YOU THINK YOURE SAFE WALKING OUTSIDE? NO, SQUIRRELS ARE RAMPANT AND READY TO ATTAAAAAACK. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 (edited) 17 hours ago, avec said: and ninja skills to appear from any crevice. YOU THINK YOURE SAFE WALKING OUTSIDE? NO, SQUIRRELS ARE RAMPANT AND READY TO ATTAAAAAACK. Squirrels might not like me, but I've always respected their style. At the most climbing and roping off large trees for sport when I was a kid was fun. Though sometimes squirrels would sneeze at me, and throw acorns in guerilla warfare. Edited February 8, 2020 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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