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Way back in the day, the earths surface was just rocks and water.

Then one day, stuff pops out of the water, climbs out onto the rocks, and starts shitting and dying up there.

Time goes by, and more stuff shits and dies, until you've got these layers upon layers of shit and dead stuff just building up and compacting under our feet.

That's what we're standing on. 

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50 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said:

Now face north.

Now think about direction, wonder why you haven't before.

Magnetic North or Geographic North?

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3 hours ago, SwimModSponges said:

Way back in the day, the earths surface was just rocks and water.

Then one day, stuff pops out of the water, climbs out onto the rocks, and starts shitting and dying up there.

Time goes by, and more stuff shits and dies, until you've got these layers upon layers of shit and dead stuff just building up and compacting under our feet.

That's what we're standing on. 

I am dirt. You are dirt. 

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On 1/3/2020 at 2:12 PM, SwimModSponges said:

Way back in the day, the earths surface was just rocks and water.

Then one day, stuff pops out of the water, climbs out onto the rocks, and starts shitting and dying up there.

Time goes by, and more stuff shits and dies, until you've got these layers upon layers of shit and dead stuff just building up and compacting under our feet.

That's what we're standing on. 

There is no physical barrier between us and outer space. Earth is a weird spaceship.

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On 1/3/2020 at 7:34 PM, Seight said:

Normally this is where I post "Eat at Arby's" but that's literally what I had for dinner tonight.

"Life sucks. Eat at Arby's"

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