Vela Posted December 18, 2019 Posted December 18, 2019 Not like, a roll of toilet paper but torn up pieces of it. Thicker than tissue paper and fluffly/rough around the edges. Floating around. Ever see those really really old snow globes from the 1950's? They didn't have those tiny round plasticy looking things in them, they were soft like...toilet paper. Of course I'm sorta delusional right now having just gotten over some 48 hr stomach bug probably severely dehydrated... 1
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted December 18, 2019 Posted December 18, 2019 Please go drink some water? Or at least some Gatorade.
Vela Posted December 18, 2019 Author Posted December 18, 2019 25 minutes ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: Please go drink some water? Or at least some Gatorade. I don't has Gatorade. But I swear I've been working on the water. Up until six hours ago I was throwing nothing but water up...so...that proves I've been drinking it at least, lol. 1
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted December 18, 2019 Posted December 18, 2019 Those big fat wet snowflakes that melt the second they touch anything other than the ground? I still don't miss snow, don't think I ever will.
Vela Posted December 18, 2019 Author Posted December 18, 2019 22 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Those big fat wet snowflakes that melt the second they touch anything other than the ground? I still don't miss snow, don't think I ever will. Nice delivery.
Vela Posted December 18, 2019 Author Posted December 18, 2019 1 hour ago, crackymckrackin said: Wipe your ass on it? This somehow sounds unnecessarily messy.
crackymckrackin Posted December 19, 2019 Posted December 19, 2019 26 minutes ago, Vela said: This somehow sounds unnecessarily messy. Who cares what the neighbors think.....
Vela Posted December 19, 2019 Author Posted December 19, 2019 26 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: Who cares what the neighbors think..... It's more like what the town thinks as I live at the top of a very busy intersection and there are no leaves on the trees to hide...these transgressions that you have laid out for me.
crackymckrackin Posted December 19, 2019 Posted December 19, 2019 16 minutes ago, Vela said: It's more like what the town thinks as I live at the top of a very busy intersection and there are no leaves on the trees to hide...these transgressions that you have laid out for me. Art!
Vela Posted December 19, 2019 Author Posted December 19, 2019 22 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: Art! Art that only a select few people might want to see
crackymckrackin Posted December 19, 2019 Posted December 19, 2019 11 minutes ago, Vela said: Art that only a select few people might want to see Better than a banana duct taped to a wall.
Vela Posted December 19, 2019 Author Posted December 19, 2019 1 hour ago, crackymckrackin said: Better than a banana duct taped to a wall. You guys and your banana walls. Also, is it...is it? lol.
crackymckrackin Posted December 19, 2019 Posted December 19, 2019 12 minutes ago, Vela said: You guys and your banana walls. Also, is it...is it? lol. Which would you rather see? Someone dragging ass across the snow or a banana?
Vela Posted December 19, 2019 Author Posted December 19, 2019 6 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: Which would you rather see? Someone dragging ass across the snow or a banana? This is a hard question. Hmm, well I know which one I'd back away from faster.
crackymckrackin Posted December 19, 2019 Posted December 19, 2019 13 minutes ago, Vela said: This is a hard question. Hmm, well I know which one I'd back away from faster. The banana right! Who wants to see phallic fruit.
Vela Posted December 19, 2019 Author Posted December 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: The banana right! Who wants to see phallic fruit. Scat no problem. But phallic fruit, as fun as it is to say out loud *wags finger* There's a distinct difference in presentation too. Watching someone tape a banana to a wall, not performance art. But watching someone poop on their lawn is "Surprise! Look at me!" Banana art be like "I'm here, you must look at me. In fact the person who put me here might be looking at you looking at me right now. How's that make you feel?" Creepy is what, give me snowpoo please.
Distortedreasoning Posted December 19, 2019 Posted December 19, 2019 48 hours! damn thats too much. at least you got snow eh? cancel work.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted December 19, 2019 Posted December 19, 2019 11 hours ago, Vela said: Not like, a roll of toilet paper but torn up pieces of it. Thicker than tissue paper and fluffly/rough around the edges. Floating around. Ever see those really really old snow globes from the 1950's? They didn't have those tiny round plasticy looking things in them, they were soft like...toilet paper. Of course I'm sorta delusional right now having just gotten over some 48 hr stomach bug probably severely dehydrated... Same here WE LIVE TOO CLOSE
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 19, 2019 Posted December 19, 2019 13 hours ago, Vela said: This somehow sounds unnecessarily messy. And your asshole would be frozen.
crackymckrackin Posted December 19, 2019 Posted December 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: And your asshole would be frozen. You have to suffer for your art. 1
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