Naraku4656 Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 I hate Christmas music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted December 9, 2019 Author Share Posted December 9, 2019 Just now, Quackers said: i want you up my chimney I think I drank too much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kehotik Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 BAAAAABY IT'S COOOOOOLLLLLLLLLD OOOOUUUUUUUTSIIIIIIIIIIDE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted December 9, 2019 Author Share Posted December 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, Kehotik said: BAAAAABY IT'S COOOOOOLLLLLLLLLD OOOOUUUUUUUTSIIIIIIIIIIDE!!! HEE HEE HEE HEE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kehotik Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said: HEE HEE HEE HEE It took me a bit to understand that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted December 9, 2019 Author Share Posted December 9, 2019 Quacky baby hurry down my chimney tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted December 9, 2019 Author Share Posted December 9, 2019 Just now, Kehotik said: It took me a bit to understand that. I'm ooooold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kehotik Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 I still laugh like that so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted December 9, 2019 Author Share Posted December 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Kehotik said: I still laugh like that so... OH DO YA NOW BOY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 I was going to post something about this but then I read the lyrics and it's really just about how she wants all this expensive stuff, no real innuendo. Christmas in the Sand, now that's a song by a lady who wants some of that candy cane. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Swimmod_Luna Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 I don't know if I've ever actually listened to that song in full before I wonder if he meant for it to be as funny as it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted December 10, 2019 Author Share Posted December 10, 2019 1 minute ago, Athena 92 said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" is a short story about two parents who raised a damn snitch. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted December 10, 2019 Author Share Posted December 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, Athena 92 said: I don't know if I've ever actually listened to that song in full before I wonder if he meant for it to be as funny as it is idk but it's pretty lulzy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 Just now, Seight said: "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" is a short story about two parents who raised a damn snitch. That song's kinda weird when u think about it. Like does the mom have a Santa fetish or something and has her husband dress up as Santa when they do it? Also when a kid hears it it's like, is mommy cheating on daddy with Santa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said: idk but it's pretty lulzy I'm gonna refer to Santa as Poppy from now on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 4 minutes ago, Athena 92 said: That song's kinda weird when u think about it. Like does the mom have a Santa fetish or something and has her husband dress up as Santa when they do it? Also when a kid hears it it's like, is mommy cheating on daddy with Santa? The whole endeavor is problematic, honestly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 2 hours ago, Athena 92 said: Also when a kid hears it it's like, is mommy cheating on daddy with Santa? I always wonder this. 😶 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalar Hex Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 I fucking hate the santa baby song. Filthy slut trying to sweet talk father christmas into giving her a bunch of swag. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 4 hours ago, Athena 92 said: That song's kinda weird when u think about it. Like does the mom have a Santa fetish or something and has her husband dress up as Santa when they do it? Also when a kid hears it it's like, is mommy cheating on daddy with Santa? I've been thinking about that, too. Like, the intended speaker of the story is a kid who sees his mom smooching his dad whilst he is dressed like Santa, but he doesn't recognize that it's his dad. So either this kid is gonna wake up the next morning and say "hey dad I saw mom kiss Santa" and the dad's gonna have to be all "that's fine, I'm okay with infidelity as long as it's with Santa" which is gonna fuck the kid up or the kid just stews in it and doesn't tell dad and thinks that mom is a floozy, or alternatively the kid figures out that mom was kissing dad and dad was dressed as Santa and that means Santa isn't real. So no matter what, the kid is going to lose their innocence here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 2 hours ago, Azalar Hex said: I fucking hate the santa baby song. Filthy slut trying to sweet talk father christmas into giving her a bunch of swag. How DARE she, the man IS a SAINT! For God'sgoodness sake! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 2 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: I've been thinking about that, too. Like, the intended speaker of the story is a kid who sees his mom smooching his dad whilst he is dressed like Santa, but he doesn't recognize that it's his dad. So either this kid is gonna wake up the next morning and say "hey dad I saw mom kiss Santa" and the dad's gonna have to be all "that's fine, I'm okay with infidelity as long as it's with Santa" which is gonna fuck the kid up or the kid just stews in it and doesn't tell dad and thinks that mom is a floozy, or alternatively the kid figures out that mom was kissing dad and dad was dressed as Santa and that means Santa isn't real. So no matter what, the kid is going to lose their innocence here. Actually I have vague memories of when I was little and my Mom saying "let's find another song" when that would start playing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 5 hours ago, Vela said: Actually I have vague memories of when I was little and my Mom saying "let's find another song" when that would start playing. Why are there so many problematic Christmas songs? I mean I'll admit I'm fully in the camp of "Leave Baby It's Cold Outside Alone" because the intention in the song doesn't mean what many people apply to it, but at the same time I can see how the modern interpretation came to be. A lot of the old standards are based on standards we don't follow anymore. We need more up-to-date Christmas songs, and not just "All I Want for Christmas is You." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 1 hour ago, GuyBeardmane said: Why are there so many problematic Christmas songs? I mean I'll admit I'm fully in the camp of "Leave Baby It's Cold Outside Alone" because the intention in the song doesn't mean what many people apply to it, but at the same time I can see how the modern interpretation came to be. A lot of the old standards are based on standards we don't follow anymore. We need more up-to-date Christmas songs, and not just "All I Want for Christmas is You." I know. Odd of me to make reference to a Jewish play in relation to a Christian holiday but the chorus blasted throughout my head when I read your post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Vela said: I know. Odd of me to make reference to a Jewish play in relation to a Christian holiday but the chorus blasted throughout my head when I read your post. Look. It's a good musical. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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