InsaneFox Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 How should I kill myself to maximize the psychological damage inflicted upon the staff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panic Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Jump off the roof onto a roll of paper towels. See how much spill it absorbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted October 2, 2019 Author Share Posted October 2, 2019 Just now, panic said: Jump off the roof onto a roll of paper towels. See how much spill it absorbs. That would just injure me, get me arrested, and give them all a hilarious story to tell their piece of shit spawn that they will eventually shit out of their incompetent buttholes if they haven’t already. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 pee in the pharmacists butt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted October 2, 2019 Author Share Posted October 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said: pee in the pharmacists butt Listen, Naruko, that’s taking the super long route to suicide. Becoming a sex offender and being brutally raped to death in prison. And they’ll probably like that shit. So it doesn’t meet my initial requirement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, InsaneFox said: Listen, Naruko, that’s taking the super long route to suicide. Becoming a sex offender and being brutally raped to death in prison. And they’ll probably like that shit. So it doesn’t meet my initial requirement. what if you peed in there reeeeeeeeeeally hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted October 2, 2019 Author Share Posted October 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: what if you peed in there reeeeeeeeeeally hard You’re overestimating my tiny, tiny penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Just now, InsaneFox said: You’re overestimating my tiny, tiny penis. just take all of the prescription right there then, idk man 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted October 2, 2019 Author Share Posted October 2, 2019 Just now, Naraku4656 said: just take all of the prescription right there then, idk man Oh, that’s a good one. Pop that shit like they’re fuckin’ skittles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 10 minutes ago, InsaneFox said: Oh, that’s a good one. Pop that shit like they’re fuckin’ skittles. just do them a favor and as you die, yell out "MY ONLY REGRET IS...THAT I HAVE....BONEITIS" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted October 2, 2019 Author Share Posted October 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: just do them a favor and as you die, yell out "MY ONLY REGRET IS...THAT I HAVE....BONEITIS" What is boneitis? It sounds hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Don't kill yourself. Your persistent presence is eroding what little self worth they had. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted October 2, 2019 Author Share Posted October 2, 2019 19 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Don't kill yourself. Your persistent presence is eroding what little self worth they had. Aww, that’s the most romantic thing that’s been said to me all year. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panic Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Travel to Haiti, marry a mambo, apply for a visa, wait 6-9 months, bring her with you next time, take all the laxatives, wait some more, shit yourself to death, have her conjure your spirit so it poops forever. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted October 2, 2019 Author Share Posted October 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, panic said: Travel to Haiti, marry a mambo, apply for a visa, wait 6-9 months, bring her with you next time, take all the laxatives, wait some more, shit yourself to death, have her conjure your spirit so it poops forever. Holy fuck. I like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Buy three items from the front register and then try to eat the long-ass receipt they give you. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercaties Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 2 hours ago, InsaneFox said: How should I kill myself to maximize the psychological damage inflicted upon the staff? Masturbate until you die of exhaustion. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted October 2, 2019 Author Share Posted October 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, Vercaties said: Masturbate until you die of exhaustion. They would just laugh at my skinny penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercaties Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 8 minutes ago, InsaneFox said: They would just laugh at my skinny penis. Then I recommend you take a visit to the Enema section and show them what a Whale looks like blowin water out of it's 🌽 hole. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted October 2, 2019 Author Share Posted October 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Vercaties said: Then I recommend you take a visit to the Enema section and show them what a Whale looks like blowin water out of it's 🌽 hole. While I OD on diahrettics at the same time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercaties Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 6 minutes ago, InsaneFox said: While I OD on diahrettics at the same time? That's beautiful 🐳 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 You don't need to kill yourself. Just appropriate a bottle of windex that has been emptied & filled with blue powerade. Pull it out of the cart/basket you had it in and in their presence, absentmindedly chug it...then start convulsing on the floor. (totally stole this from The Amazing Johnathan) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 (edited) 35 minutes ago, tsar4 said: You don't need to kill yourself. Just appropriate a bottle of windex that has been emptied & filled with blue powerade. Pull it out of the cart/basket you had it in and in their presence, absentmindedly chug it...then start convulsing on the floor. (totally stole this from The Amazing Johnathan) Johnathan isn't so amazing, is he? Edited October 3, 2019 by scoobdog 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 are you still at CVS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted October 3, 2019 Author Share Posted October 3, 2019 8 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: are you still at CVS Yes. This is my life now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted October 3, 2019 Author Share Posted October 3, 2019 9 hours ago, tsar4 said: You don't need to kill yourself. Just appropriate a bottle of windex that has been emptied & filled with blue powerade. Pull it out of the cart/basket you had it in and in their presence, absentmindedly chug it...then start convulsing on the floor. (totally stole this from The Amazing Johnathan) Keeping that one in the pocket for some innocent retail terrorism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 15 hours ago, InsaneFox said: Oh, that’s a good one. Pop that shit like they’re fuckin’ skittles. Go specifically for the viagra and cialis and strip naked so you die from a priapism and it's out there for all to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 10 hours ago, scoobdog said: Johnathan isn't so amazing, is he? Hey, The Amazing Jonathan's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 15 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: just do them a favor and as you die, yell out "MY ONLY REGRET IS...THAT I HAVE....BONEITIS" No, he should look at the name tag of the pharmacy tech he talked to, then say, "With my last breath, I curse [pharm tech's name here]!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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