ITasteLikeSex Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Stop doing the marijuana or I will report you to Jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Fuck that, California has more authority than Jesus. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ric Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Jesus is a pussy, fuck him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 My Jesus sells weed, and I rebuke thee, Satan. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITasteLikeSex Posted September 21, 2019 Author Share Posted September 21, 2019 Does the devil’s tongue eat ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, ITasteLikeSex said: Does the devil’s tongue eat ass? Pretty sure the devil's tongue is an ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Jesus was just the first famous stoner. That's where he got his power. Mary is Mary Jane. He was just a man then he was sleeping in a barn and visited by 3 wise men who gave him gold, frankincense, and myrrh which were actually just the names of the most popular bud strains of the time. Then he got high around all the animals and a new sense of altruism and compassion overwhelmed him. In this sense Mary, a virgin, (the most potent weed plants are unpollinated female plants, this was known in ancient times) gave birth to Jesus the son of God. And in his psychedelia epiphany he knew he must step up as king and usher in a new era. I didn't make all that up just now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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