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I just saw this clip where a bear and some monkeys and maybe a bird were riding bikes in this live show. Everyone's happy and clapping. Then one of the monkeys falls off his bike and the bear crashes because of it. The bear immediately gets up and mauls the shit out of the monkey :RoboLaugh:. It took the crowd like a good minute before they realize that it's not part of the show as the handlers begin to panic 'cause ol' smokey wasn't responding to commands. Almost like that muthafukka didn't want to get on the fuckin' bike and maybe, just maybe, somebody made him a promise that if he got on he wouldn't fall off....>.> :RoboLaugh: at least that's what I think happened during the bike riding lesson

 

I'm not posting it here because I don't think you good folks want to see a monkey turned into cutlets, but it's easy enough look up....

Now I didn't enjoy seeing the monkey suffer and I'm not promoting such entertainment. I just can't help but find it funny when something goes wrong after people take something scary and decide it should be in the entertainment business....

Like Chris Rock said after the Siegfried and Roy mauling, "...that tiger didn't go crazy, that tiger went tiger..."

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13 minutes ago, renjifan said:

Why? Why was this a thing you needed to share? Now I'm sad, Mix, and it's all your fault! 😤

I don't know what's wrong with me. I guess, if i'm being honest, I enjoy dimming the inner light in all those around me so my inner darkness isn't as stark by comparison. 

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I wanted to post that "Nature, you scary" clip from Family Guy....But that blackcent used pisses me off to this day and the thing is I'm not sure if it was a random white voice actor, or Phil Lamar.....Which would piss me off even more.....Like if it were a white dude, I can laugh at it being trash....But I really feel like it was Phil Lamar.  I just never looked into it.

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9 hours ago, cyberbully said:

I wanted to post that "Nature, you scary" clip from Family Guy....But that blackcent used pisses me off to this day and the thing is I'm not sure if it was a random white voice actor, or Phil Lamar.....Which would piss me off even more.....Like if it were a white dude, I can laugh at it being trash....But I really feel like it was Phil Lamar.  I just never looked into it.

I actually think it was a different black dude. I think it being a white dude is more likely than it being Phil Lamar though. It doesn't sound like a voice Phil Lamar could actually make.

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8 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I actually think it was a different black dude. I think it being a white dude is more likely than it being Phil Lamar though. It doesn't sound like a voice Phil Lamar could actually make.

I just know he did a lot of black voices on Seth's shit....But I also know the voice for Cleveland is a white dude....So without confirmation, just making assumptions.

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56 minutes ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said:

Ok maybe im dark too cuz i find that hilarious. Monkey got his that day. Bet he wont fall off his shit again.

No, it's just all that compassion and empathy welling over....Even in your great mass, how could you contain such feels....It can only manifest in morbid jubilation....That's how it works.

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