That_One_Guy Posted September 6, 2019 Posted September 6, 2019 I've posted about him before. The goofy fuck that danced on tables and insulted the only female audience members got himself banned from another mic. This time he almost burnt a woman with a cigarette, got water poured on his head, and fake dialed 911. He also harassed the owners. Sad part is he's like 35. Fucking comedy man.
Mix Posted September 6, 2019 Posted September 6, 2019 He's just having a bad set....he'll get 'em next time 2
That_One_Guy Posted September 6, 2019 Author Posted September 6, 2019 On 9/6/2019 at 4:30 AM, Mix said: He's just having a bad set....he'll get 'em next time Expand Anytime I see him I immediately want to leave. he hits me up on FB randomly wanting to get coffee. I'm a 26 year old man. I'm not going to drive anywhere to have coffee with anyone unless I get to fuck. 1 2
Mix Posted September 6, 2019 Posted September 6, 2019 On 9/6/2019 at 4:32 AM, That_One_Guy said: Anytime I see him I immediately want to leave. he hits me up on FB randomly wanting to get coffee. I'm a 26 year old man. I'm not going to drive anywhere to have coffee with anyone unless I get to fuck. Expand oh, he wasn't tryin' to fuck....that was the problem? 2
That_One_Guy Posted September 6, 2019 Author Posted September 6, 2019 On 9/6/2019 at 5:38 AM, Mix said: oh, he wasn't tryin' to fuck....that was the problem? Expand among other things
Seight Posted September 6, 2019 Posted September 6, 2019 So he's like Eric Andre if Eric Andre wasn't ever funny, right?
Guest Alien_Nation Posted September 6, 2019 Posted September 6, 2019 The best joke I ever heard at an open mic was some guy running on stage, screaming "HOW HIGH IS THE GRASS IN GERMANY?!" and proceeding to perform a Roman salute - "THIS HIGH!" I cried laughing. It was amazing.
Vamped Posted September 6, 2019 Posted September 6, 2019 On 9/6/2019 at 4:32 AM, That_One_Guy said: Anytime I see him I immediately want to leave. he hits me up on FB randomly wanting to get coffee. I'm a 26 year old man. I'm not going to drive anywhere to have coffee with anyone unless I get to fuck. Expand Did you make sure he didn't want to fuck before you declined his invitation?
🍬Candy🍬 Posted September 6, 2019 Posted September 6, 2019 On 9/6/2019 at 4:24 AM, That_One_Guy said: I've posted about him before. The goofy fuck that danced on tables and insulted the only female audience members got himself banned from another mic. This time he almost burnt a woman with a cigarette, got water poured on his head, and fake dialed 911. He also harassed the owners. Sad part is he's like 35. Fucking comedy man. Expand stupid people like him are coming out from under their rocks because of Trump. im glad to see he is failing in some kind of way
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted September 6, 2019 Posted September 6, 2019 (edited) On 9/6/2019 at 10:56 AM, Alien_Nation said: The best joke I ever heard at an open mic was some guy running on stage, screaming "HOW HIGH IS THE GRASS IN GERMANY?!" and proceeding to perform a Roman salute - "THIS HIGH!" I cried laughing. It was amazing. Expand I would have made a better one myself but my computer is on hiatus for a bit. This feels like a meme you deserve though. Edited September 6, 2019 by GreatBallsOfJizz
That_One_Guy Posted September 6, 2019 Author Posted September 6, 2019 On 9/6/2019 at 10:51 AM, Seight said: So he's like Eric Andre if Eric Andre wasn't ever funny, right? Expand Lol idk enough about that dude but he's a very strange person with mental problems so if that's what Eric Andre is I guess yes? lol
Houdini Splicer Posted September 6, 2019 Posted September 6, 2019 On 9/6/2019 at 3:17 PM, 🍬Candy🍬 said: stupid people like him are coming out from under their rocks because of Trump. im glad to see he is failing in some kind of way Expand So that's your excuse?
That_One_Guy Posted September 6, 2019 Author Posted September 6, 2019 On 9/6/2019 at 10:56 AM, Alien_Nation said: The best joke I ever heard at an open mic was some guy running on stage, screaming "HOW HIGH IS THE GRASS IN GERMANY?!" and proceeding to perform a Roman salute - "THIS HIGH!" I cried laughing. It was amazing. Expand That sounds fucking splendid!
That_One_Guy Posted September 6, 2019 Author Posted September 6, 2019 On 9/6/2019 at 2:53 PM, Vamped said: Did you make sure he didn't want to fuck before you declined his invitation? Expand Lol I didn't need to. He's not my type at all
That_One_Guy Posted September 6, 2019 Author Posted September 6, 2019 On 9/6/2019 at 3:17 PM, 🍬Candy🍬 said: stupid people like him are coming out from under their rocks because of Trump. im glad to see he is failing in some kind of way Expand Idk if he supports Trump but he's definitely failing lol
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted September 6, 2019 Posted September 6, 2019 On 9/6/2019 at 4:24 AM, That_One_Guy said: I've posted about him before. The goofy fuck that danced on tables and insulted the only female audience members got himself banned from another mic. This time he almost burnt a woman with a cigarette, got water poured on his head, and fake dialed 911. He also harassed the owners. Sad part is he's like 35. Fucking comedy man. Expand I just remembered a story Louis CK told about an old friend of his that got fired from a telemarketing job. Around this age, so you can imagine what kind of guy he is. He lit his farts at work all the time, and what finally got him fired was he shuffled his feet over the carpet and touched his dick to a fluorescent lamp to light it, which apparently works. He talked about doing it I guess, cause his boss was liek, "if you do this you're fired, but I wanna see if you do."
That_One_Guy Posted September 6, 2019 Author Posted September 6, 2019 On 9/6/2019 at 8:20 PM, GreatBallsOfJizz said: I just remembered a story Louis CK told about an old friend of his that got fired from a telemarketing job. Around this age, so you can imagine what kind of guy he is. He lit his farts at work all the time, and what finally got him fired was he shuffled his feet over the carpet and touched his dick to a fluorescent lamp to light it, which apparently works. He talked about doing it I guess, cause his boss was liek, "if you do this you're fired, but I wanna see if you do." Expand Lol I've never heard that story, but thats the most random shit ever. The lamp thing....like why lol I don't get it.
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted September 6, 2019 Posted September 6, 2019 On 9/6/2019 at 8:30 PM, That_One_Guy said: Lol I've never heard that story, but thats the most random shit ever. The lamp thing....like why lol I don't get it. Expand Probably found out about it randomly and he was that guy that thought, "the people at work gotta see this." 1
That_One_Guy Posted September 6, 2019 Author Posted September 6, 2019 On 9/6/2019 at 8:31 PM, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Probably found out about it randomly and he was that guy that thought, "the people at work gotta see this." Expand See him plug his Clipenis into that poor lamp
Seight Posted September 6, 2019 Posted September 6, 2019 (edited) On 9/6/2019 at 8:13 PM, That_One_Guy said: Lol idk enough about that dude but he's a very strange person with mental problems so if that's what Eric Andre is I guess yes? lol Expand ...I mean, he might be? Edited September 6, 2019 by Seight 1
That_One_Guy Posted September 6, 2019 Author Posted September 6, 2019 On 9/6/2019 at 9:12 PM, Seight said: ...I mean, he might be? Expand trash
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