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I've posted about him before. The goofy fuck that danced on tables and insulted the only female audience members got himself banned from another mic. This time he almost burnt a woman with a cigarette, got water poured on his head, and fake dialed 911. He also harassed the owners. Sad part is he's like 35. Fucking comedy man.

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1 minute ago, Mix said:

He's just having a bad set....he'll get 'em next time

 

Anytime I see him I immediately want to leave. he hits me up on FB randomly wanting to get coffee. I'm a 26 year old man. I'm not going to drive anywhere to have coffee with anyone unless I get to fuck.

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1 hour ago, That_One_Guy said:

Anytime I see him I immediately want to leave. he hits me up on FB randomly wanting to get coffee. I'm a 26 year old man. I'm not going to drive anywhere to have coffee with anyone unless I get to fuck.

oh, he wasn't tryin' to fuck....that was the problem? o.O

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The best joke I ever heard at an open mic was some guy running on stage, screaming "HOW HIGH IS THE GRASS IN GERMANY?!" and proceeding to perform a Roman salute - "THIS HIGH!"

I cried laughing.

It was amazing.

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10 hours ago, That_One_Guy said:

Anytime I see him I immediately want to leave. he hits me up on FB randomly wanting to get coffee. I'm a 26 year old man. I'm not going to drive anywhere to have coffee with anyone unless I get to fuck.

Did you make sure he didn't want to fuck before you declined his invitation? 

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10 hours ago, That_One_Guy said:

I've posted about him before. The goofy fuck that danced on tables and insulted the only female audience members got himself banned from another mic. This time he almost burnt a woman with a cigarette, got water poured on his head, and fake dialed 911. He also harassed the owners. Sad part is he's like 35. Fucking comedy man.

stupid people like him are coming out from under their rocks because of Trump. im glad to see he is failing in some kind of way

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9 hours ago, Alien_Nation said:

The best joke I ever heard at an open mic was some guy running on stage, screaming "HOW HIGH IS THE GRASS IN GERMANY?!" and proceeding to perform a Roman salute - "THIS HIGH!"

I cried laughing.

It was amazing.

 

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I would have made a better one myself but my computer is on hiatus for a bit. This feels like a meme you deserve though.

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15 hours ago, That_One_Guy said:

I've posted about him before. The goofy fuck that danced on tables and insulted the only female audience members got himself banned from another mic. This time he almost burnt a woman with a cigarette, got water poured on his head, and fake dialed 911. He also harassed the owners. Sad part is he's like 35. Fucking comedy man.

I just remembered a story Louis CK told about an old friend of his that got fired from a telemarketing job. Around this age, so you can imagine what kind of guy he is. He lit his farts at work all the time, and what finally got him fired was he shuffled his feet over the carpet and touched his dick to a fluorescent lamp to light it, which apparently works. 

He talked about doing it I guess, cause his boss was liek, "if you do this you're fired, but I wanna see if you do."

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3 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

I just remembered a story Louis CK told about an old friend of his that got fired from a telemarketing job. Around this age, so you can imagine what kind of guy he is. He lit his farts at work all the time, and what finally got him fired was he shuffled his feet over the carpet and touched his dick to a fluorescent lamp to light it, which apparently works. 

He talked about doing it I guess, cause his boss was liek, "if you do this you're fired, but I wanna see if you do."

Lol I've never heard that story, but thats the most random shit ever. The lamp thing....like why lol I don't get it. 

 

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