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apparently one of my friends is having a small wedding reception where they only invited family members. well some of their family members couldn't come and they asked me if i wanted to go. they were some of my first friends down here and i've been very close to them over the years. GOD I'M SO EXCITED FOR THEM AAAAAAAAH

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Just now, Radical Left said:

Soooo....They didn't invite you to the wedding. Just the reception?

Do think think you're poor too and just wanna send you home with leftovers?

spare a ramen noodle?

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1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said:

getting invited to a wedding reception is bragging? who would give a shit?

Not sure.  I guess me since I posted about it.

I was also going to say "Fuck a bridesmaid" but Jingai beat me to it.

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1 minute ago, scoobdog said:

Not sure.  I guess me since I posted about it.

I was also going to say "Fuck a bridesmaid" but Jingai beat me to it.

nah man. all food, all day. nomnomnomnomnom

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2 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Wedding food all day sounds kinda nasty.  Unless the reception is at the Ritz Carlton.

it's at a restaurant downtown. i think it's pretty casual which works for me

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16 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

i'm just going to get them wine or something. idk what to get people

That is what gift registries are for.

Also, forget about gifts, you need to make sure you get a haircut, professional shave etc. and go find a bridesmaid to hook up with.

Gah, dang millenials, gotta tell em everything.

 

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22 minutes ago, Ginguy said:

That is what gift registries are for.

Also, forget about gifts, you need to make sure you get a haircut, professional shave etc. and go find a bridesmaid to hook up with.

Gah, dang millenials, gotta tell em everything.

 

but i'm already taken....

haircut and shave i already know it's just that the gifts on their registry are too expensive and they only have a few

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I thought you broke up or got dumped.

Oh well.

Save up and step up, get them their stainless steel Kitchenaid mixer, it isn't that expensive.

 

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1 minute ago, Ginguy said:

I thought you broke up or got dumped.

Oh well.

Save up and step up, get them their stainless steel Kitchenaid mixer, it isn't that expensive.

 

well i did with the girl i was with last year around this time, but i've been with someone now for a while. they don' t have that on the list. everything is $200+ and i'm not THAT generous

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8 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

well i did with the girl i was with last year around this time, but i've been with someone now for a while. they don' t have that on the list. everything is $200+ and i'm not THAT generous

Be sure to bring your current GF then, and quit being a tightwad.

$200 bucks is nothing, besides find something from their registry and get it on Amazon now during PrimeDays.

 

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28 minutes ago, Ginguy said:

I thought you broke up or got dumped.

Oh well.

Save up and step up, get them their stainless steel Kitchenaid mixer, it isn't that expensive.

 

Those things are kinda overrated.

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Be prepared.  You'll have to go out for the traditional "Garter catch".  A check is never a bad gift, unless you can't afford something $100 or above.

Pay attention - you may have been invited because someone who's going to be there "thinks your cute" and told the Bride to be, so take note if you get introduced to someone.

Or it could just be an age difference thing, too many older guys/younger women mismatches for the dancing segment of the party.

Oh, and have something in mind to say if they do that "say something to the Bride & Groom" video things.

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16 hours ago, Naraku4656 said:

apparently one of my friends is having a small wedding reception where they only invited family members. well some of their family members couldn't come and they asked me if i wanted to go. they were some of my first friends down here and i've been very close to them over the years. GOD I'M SO EXCITED FOR THEM AAAAAAAAH

weddings are awesome places to take someone home with you.

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1 hour ago, Radical Left said:

I kinda thought he had you blocked...But maybe that was someone else.

I have a total of 2 people blocked on this site, one called me a fag as a direct insult and the other suggested people give him ideas to make rape fantasy fictions about me. I don't just block random people for no reason.

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