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4 minutes ago, midnight said:

Meh. I burned mine off. Ha.

The two thoughts I had when I watched this way back when -

1. Did Bischoff use Wax or Liquid shoe polish to color that hair?

2. Why, oh why didn't they just cut him some "skunk lines" & leave it at that?

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Look just own your age. It could be worse you could be balding. Just for Men will help you, but you have to accept that you're old now, and that's not a bad thing, but this is some sagacious advice coming from a young alpha male.

*speeds off with two hot 17 year old biddies in the Bugatti, badass J-Pop blaring*

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17 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Why'd you shave it off?

I didn't. I was smoking meat, and the wind caught the flame in the offset, and blew it in my face. Burned my face, and my beard. That was a month ago, so I have a full beard, just not long.

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13 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Look just own your age. It could be worse you could be balding. Just for Men will help you, but you have to accept that you're old now, and that's not a bad thing, but this is some sagacious advice coming from a young alpha male.

*speeds off with two hot 17 year old biddies in the Bugatti, badass J-Pop blaring*

I own my age. I don't need Just For Men. I accept the gray. And you are right, at least I'm not balding. Full head of hair, and a full beard. 

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On 7/7/2019 at 1:38 PM, midnight said:

since I shaved my beard off, and it is now regrowing, it has a lot more gray in it than it did before.

at least it's coming in thick again. and fast.

That's why you gotta stick to just a Stache man

That's 2 weeks without shaving, that sound you hear is Burt Reynolds rolling over in his grave in sheer jealousy

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36 minutes ago, molarbear said:

That's why you gotta stick to just a Stache man

That's 2 weeks without shaving, that sound you hear is Burt Reynolds rolling over in his grave in sheer jealousy

fancy.jpg

You're a sink pisser, aren't you....I see the stains on the front of the sink....That's from sink pissin'  

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7 minutes ago, molarbear said:

I think what you're seeing is the fake marble

Eehhhhhhhh, I can see where I could make that mistake, and I have no reason not to believe you.....But I'm sticking with sink pissin'....Clutch move.

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1 hour ago, Radical Left said:

Eehhhhhhhh, I can see where I could make that mistake, and I have no reason not to believe you.....But I'm sticking with sink pissin'....Clutch move.

you're off your game Bro

I look like a Mormon Serial Killer (I can't take credit for any of those insults, friends delivered) in that photo and you didn't touch on that

you instead chose to bring up me having some kind of toxic urine that brightly stains sinks

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23 hours ago, midnight said:

I own my age. I don't need Just For Men. I accept the gray. And you are right, at least I'm not balding. Full head of hair, and a full beard. 

zeni's trying to injure you - there are lawsuits against Just for Men.  It was on the news about a week ago, apparently some guys got badly burned by the chemicals.

Yeah, slow news day.

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10 hours ago, molarbear said:

you're off your game Bro

I look like a Mormon Serial Killer (I can't take credit for any of those insults, friends delivered) in that photo and you didn't touch on that

you instead chose to bring up me having some kind of toxic urine that brightly stains sinks

I'm not off my game, I just don't have an actual issue with you, so I keep it tepid and impersonal....I would have felt bad if I said you looked like Sheldon Cooper's failed cloning experiment where he meant to splice his genes with a pool noodle.

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4 hours ago, Radical Left said:

I'm not off my game, I just don't have an actual issue with you, so I keep it tepid and impersonal....I would have felt bad if I said you looked like Sheldon Coopers failed cloning experiment where me meant to splice his genes with a pool noodle.

YES!!!!!!

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