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Embarrassing IKEA story


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So I ate at the cafe there today. I guess quite a few employees called off, as there was a smaller selection of food than normal and the people there looked kinda miserable. Anyway, when you finish your meal, you take it to a rack. The rack was full, so I tried moving other plates onto other trays. Basically, I was doing the workers' job. As I attempted to slide an empty tray under another, it fell off the rack and the plate on it fell onto the floor and crashed. Nothing to grab other people's attention like the sound of broken glass.

Oh well.

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6 minutes ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said:

B.n.m.j.y. bababa bababumbaba(breakin dishes) bababa bababumbaba HE BREAKING DISHES UP IN HERE...ALL NIGHT..(all night)...HE NOT GON STOP TIL HE SEE POLICE AND LIGHTS!

Ba ba ba ba . . . bitch, I know you ain't givin me lip. Getcho hooha stank outta here.

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IKEA has food?

I mean I've never been in one but I just thought they had shitty furniture and curtains and shit.....I guess i should go in there one day.

Like, is it a buffet or some shit....

Know what it sounds like....Sounds like the hospital cafeteria ....Do you just go down a line and add stuff to your plate and they total it up at the end.

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6 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

IKEA has food?

I mean I've never been in one but I just thought they had shitty furniture and curtains and shit.....I guess i should go in there one day.

Like, is it a buffet or some shit....

Know what it sounds like....Sounds like the hospital cafeteria ....Do you just go down a line and ad stuff to your plate and they total it up at the end.

Yes, its cafe is one of its highlights. It's not a buffet, but it's very affordable. I suppose it's kinda like a hospital cafe. Many people go there simply for the Swedish mearballs or salmon.

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2 hours ago, cyberbully said:

IKEA has food?

I mean I've never been in one but I just thought they had shitty furniture and curtains and shit.....I guess i should go in there one day.

Like, is it a buffet or some shit....

Know what it sounds like....Sounds like the hospital cafeteria ....Do you just go down a line and add stuff to your plate and they total it up at the end.

I'm not into most of their furniture, but I will plug their Billy bookcases. Those suckers are sturdy, decently priced, and will last you for several years if you don't abuse them.

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Sometimes I get the urge to eat at an IKEA, but the cafeteria is too depressing. They run out of items quickly, so your left with tendies and veggie meatballs with baby food, and they’re constantly promoting “Chocolate Conspiracy” cake.

The lingonberry soda is pretty good though.

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I did try and go into their family bathroom with the minature in his stroller but somebody left their kid in the bathroom alone without locking the door so we made eye contact for like 30 seconds before I backed the stroller out. I still dont think she locked the door back either. 

 

 

it was a bad poop too. 

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