garbagepailcat Posted February 16, 2017 Posted February 16, 2017 I already have high-arched eyebrows and squinty eyes caused by poor vision that lend me a natural scowling appearance, which slightly differs from the common resting bitch face, but it doesn't seem to be enough to keep everyone away. I want people to see me and be scared. How do you intimidate people?
NaBarney Posted February 16, 2017 Posted February 16, 2017 Wear bandaids you don't need Do NOT bathe Um Wear one of those whale logo polos?
Hornshire Posted February 16, 2017 Posted February 16, 2017 Fear is not conducive to isolation. It signifies to many power, and power begets followers. It signifies to others a challenge, and challenges draw confrontation. And to others still, it signifies enigma, which in turn creates inquisitiveness. If you want to keep others at a distance, you must become repulsive. Disgusting, but not grotesque as that is a curiosity. You must strive for a mundane sort of ugly and uncomfortable... Essentially it requires that you increase tenfold all those insecurities that you're probably trying to stave off by avoiding people in the first place.
MEXobiologist Posted February 16, 2017 Posted February 16, 2017 cross your arms and roll your eyes a lot?
Vamped Posted February 17, 2017 Posted February 17, 2017 become morbidly obese and smelly then apply for my 600lb life on TLC then stuff doughnuts in your mouth and break toilets on camera
Doomprofit Posted February 17, 2017 Posted February 17, 2017 i don't have this problem. i have resting i'm going to eat your face face. cashiers, for example, avoid eye contact and won't initiate conversation. mostly i'm fine with it. i usually hate talking to strangers. oddly, about one in 100 people sees straight through it. my wife, for example, finds me completely unintimidating. but back when we used to work together, people would actually go to her when they had questions for me because they were afraid to ask me themselves.
Leon Posted February 17, 2017 Posted February 17, 2017 Smell is probably your best tactic here. Nobody wants to be around someone who smells like a garbage pile.
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