Vamped Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Thats because I hate everyone at work so ... I guess? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killa Ounze Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Yeah I tend to keep distant from work peoples myself... probably best that way. People kind of suck. I still love them, but people suck so hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted February 16, 2017 Author Share Posted February 16, 2017 They put a question on our performance review about if we have best friends at work ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Just smile and wave smile and wave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killa Ounze Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 That is pretty snarfing weird honestly. I would think it's rare to have a best friend at work with most people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted February 16, 2017 Author Share Posted February 16, 2017 Just smile and wave smile and wave Im super polite at work ... everybody always tells me I'm sweet. That doesn't mean I like you hoes. The peeps on the night shift are cool. I think morale is just down all the way around but I just wanna do my shit and leave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted February 16, 2017 Author Share Posted February 16, 2017 That is pretty snarfing weird honestly. I would think it's rare to have a best friend at work with most people. right! We had one team building exercise but instead of inviting everyone our senior manager decided to give his picks two tickets instead of giving all of us 1 ticket so we all could have went ... but I mean ... I was just gonna go for the free alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938_Packard Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 All the psychobabble at my workplace is about customer courtesy and upselling. No, I'm not answering a patron who asked where to find a particular restaurant by telling him to stop in and browse the gift shop along the way. Maybe some Madison Avenue tardo consultant told our senior VP of marketing that that's what needs to be done, but the reality of it is that a hungry hick who wants to chew on a steak doesn't want to hear me talk about which vapes are for sale at the gift shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killa Ounze Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 right! We had one team building exercise but instead of inviting everyone our senior manager decided to give his picks two tickets instead of giving all of us 1 ticket so we all could have went ... but I mean ... I was just gonna go for the free alcohol. Sounds like a good enough reason to me! At any rate, they dug their own graves on the subject. If only they would have given you free alcohol team building experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaNaraku Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Yeah same here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted February 16, 2017 Author Share Posted February 16, 2017 Sounds like a good enough reason to me! At any rate, they dug their own graves on the subject. If only they would have given you free alcohol team building experience. Fucking old ladies couldn't hold their liquor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted February 16, 2017 Author Share Posted February 16, 2017 Yeah same here I have a low social battery anyway so ... I can't really get into that ... well lemme fake giggle at all your jokes and ask about your grandchildren. This old ass man tried to flirt with me yesterday .... I laughed once and then I got on our company scootie puff and drove it around the back of the building and walked in the back door so I wouldn't have to walk past him again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Neither do I, I must hate myself.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted February 16, 2017 Author Share Posted February 16, 2017 Tell them poof is your friend I should write that in my response to my performance review "Fuck you guys, poof is my friend" > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted February 16, 2017 Author Share Posted February 16, 2017 Neither do I, I must hate myself.... I don't hate myself. I'd just prefer to keep my work and personal life separate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 there's one person at work who i'm close with. we've been through a LOT of shit and we back each other up. probably one of maybe two people there i really trust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted February 16, 2017 Author Share Posted February 16, 2017 there's one person at work who i'm close with. we've been through a LOT of shit and we back each other up. probably one of maybe two people there i really trust I don't know if I trust anyone completely here. People like to gossip. There's maybe like 2 or 3 people that I share certain things but ... like I dunno I can't see myself hanging out with them after work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted February 16, 2017 Author Share Posted February 16, 2017 exacty and if they ask just say poof is a baby albino alligator from the interwet maybe they could get me some paid time off > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hidden Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 sounds good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 It's easy, just talk about how much you hate work with other people at your work It always works for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 everyone is usually cool at work but i cant say they are my friends. tho i have befriended co-workers in the past. the company even gives us money every quarter for a group activity of our choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 I don't hate myself. I'd just prefer to keep my work and personal life separate. Yeah but then they think I don't like them just because I don't talk, which isn't always the case, and then it just makes it harder to advance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted February 16, 2017 Author Share Posted February 16, 2017 It's easy, just talk about how much you hate work with other people at your work It always works for me i do that The bulk of our conversations are complaints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted February 16, 2017 Author Share Posted February 16, 2017 Yeah but then they think I don't like them just because I don't talk, which isn't always the case, and then it just makes it harder to advance. I dont like to kiss ass so I'm probably not cut out for climbing the corporate ladder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 I dont like to kiss ass so I'm probably not cut out for climbing the corporate ladder Same here, but the monies.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Maybe find a company that more aligns with your personal values. Alternatively, tell HR to stop hiring dipshits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted February 16, 2017 Author Share Posted February 16, 2017 Same here, but the monies.... I dunno if I wanna eat ass for money ... especially if I'm not making a porn > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted February 16, 2017 Author Share Posted February 16, 2017 Maybe find a company that more aligns with your personal values. Alternatively, tell HR to stop hiring dipshits. I'm just finishing school here man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 I dunno if I wanna eat ass for money ... especially if I'm not making a porn > If it's just after a shower I'd eat her ass.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted February 17, 2017 Author Share Posted February 17, 2017 If it's just after a shower I'd eat her ass.... not even then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Thats because I hate everyone at work so ... I guess? Welcome to my world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 not even then Well you not weird enough then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 i do that The bulk of our conversations are complaints I'm not a social person per say but, before I got to my old job none of the dudes in my cell (we called different sections cells for some reason even though it wasn't a prison.) ate lunch together. I felt bad one day because the dude training me was eating lunch in the break room of our sell alone so I sat with him, then the dude I got hired on with that I knew came in with his brother in law, then the 2 old dudes joined us eventually. All we did was bitch about work together and make fun of each other. Eventually one of the guys wife started making food for all of us and sending it with him. I have no idea how it all happened.... but it did. TL:DR, shoot ear plugs at someone and then eventually their wife will start making you food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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