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And got a random nosebleed. I wouldn't be surprised if 20 years have passed since my last nosebleed. When I saw I somehow smeared blood on my hand, I immediately assumed I accidentally popped a zit on my face (the vast majority of the time I'm bleeding, it's because I popped a zit), but nope, nose bleed. But unlike naraku, my nose bleed isn't severe and I don't have to hold my head back or even hold my nose closed. It's just weird getting a random nosebleed after all these years.

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3 minutes ago, Admin_Raptorpat said:

the only thing weirder is worstnaraku

Huh? What is worst naraku the only thing weirder than? I don't understand this post!

EDIT: Oh I get it, I had to re-read the last sentence in my op.

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6 minutes ago, Admin_Raptorpat said:

the only thing weirder is worstnaraku

hey can you edge my ego harder? i'm about to cum

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1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

And got a random nosebleed. I wouldn't be surprised if 20 years have passed since my last nosebleed. When I saw I somehow smeared blood on my hand, I immediately assumed I accidentally popped a zit on my face (the vast majority of the time I'm bleeding, it's because I popped a zit), but nope, nose bleed. But unlike naraku, my nose bleed isn't severe and I don't have to hold my head back or even hold my nose closed. It's just weird getting a random nosebleed after all these years.

your welcome letter will come in the mail, by the way you' might be fired WHO KNOWS.

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Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

That is true.

you are now an official naraku with all duties and responsibilities. during the next full moon, you'll feel a compulsion to post random music videos in threads that don't warrant it. then later, you'll start randomly working yourself to death for no real reason. and it'll keep going from there

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2 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

you are now an official naraku with all duties and responsibilities. during the next full moon, you'll feel a compulsion to post random music videos in threads that don't warrant it. then later, you'll start randomly working yourself to death for no real reason. and it'll keep going from there

Ok, but if you think I'm going to put shoes on every time I have to answer the door, you're out of your fucking mind.

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Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Ok, but if you think I'm going to put shoes on every time I have to answer the door, you're out of your fucking mind.

EVERY. SINGLE. TIME

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1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I'm not clicking that... as soon as I think the good stuff's coming, it's just going to cut to another shot. I know the game.

it's European. trust me, you do see some stuff if you look hard enough

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1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Eh, if Internet porn wasn't a thing, this probably would convince me to click it.

fine, at least click it and pause it at 2:51. you'll know why

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3 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

And got a random nosebleed. I wouldn't be surprised if 20 years have passed since my last nosebleed. When I saw I somehow smeared blood on my hand, I immediately assumed I accidentally popped a zit on my face (the vast majority of the time I'm bleeding, it's because I popped a zit), but nope, nose bleed. But unlike naraku, my nose bleed isn't severe and I don't have to hold my head back or even hold my nose closed. It's just weird getting a random nosebleed after all these years.

Try getting one in your sleep

You wake up to a pillow case smeared in blood convinced you murdered last night's hooker again

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