Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 And got a random nosebleed. I wouldn't be surprised if 20 years have passed since my last nosebleed. When I saw I somehow smeared blood on my hand, I immediately assumed I accidentally popped a zit on my face (the vast majority of the time I'm bleeding, it's because I popped a zit), but nope, nose bleed. But unlike naraku, my nose bleed isn't severe and I don't have to hold my head back or even hold my nose closed. It's just weird getting a random nosebleed after all these years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 the only thing weirder is worstnaraku 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 14, 2019 Author Share Posted June 14, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Admin_Raptorpat said: the only thing weirder is worstnaraku Huh? What is worst naraku the only thing weirder than? I don't understand this post! EDIT: Oh I get it, I had to re-read the last sentence in my op. Edited June 14, 2019 by Doom Metal Alchemist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 55 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: It's just weird getting a random nosebleed after all these years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 14, 2019 Author Share Posted June 14, 2019 Just now, Admin_Raptorpat said: Edited too late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 14, 2019 Author Share Posted June 14, 2019 But yeah worst naraku is very weird. But so are pretty much all of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 beat by the fastest tippy-tappers in the west 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 14, 2019 Author Share Posted June 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Poof said: Can you summarize that for me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Admin_Raptorpat said: the only thing weirder is worstnaraku hey can you edge my ego harder? i'm about to cum Edited June 14, 2019 by Naraku4656 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Can you summarize that for me? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: And got a random nosebleed. I wouldn't be surprised if 20 years have passed since my last nosebleed. When I saw I somehow smeared blood on my hand, I immediately assumed I accidentally popped a zit on my face (the vast majority of the time I'm bleeding, it's because I popped a zit), but nope, nose bleed. But unlike naraku, my nose bleed isn't severe and I don't have to hold my head back or even hold my nose closed. It's just weird getting a random nosebleed after all these years. your welcome letter will come in the mail, by the way you' might be fired WHO KNOWS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 14, 2019 Author Share Posted June 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Poof said: I read that in Ozzy's voice from Snowblind. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 14, 2019 Author Share Posted June 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said: your welcome letter will come in the mail, by the way you' might be fired WHO KNOWS. I don't wanna work for Bloody Nose Inc. anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I don't wanna work for Bloody Nose Inc. anyway! too bad, the bloody nose makes you one of us, Doom Metal Naraku Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 14, 2019 Author Share Posted June 14, 2019 4 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: edge my ego I don't think I have ever heard this phrase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 14, 2019 Author Share Posted June 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said: too bad, the bloody nose makes you one of us, Doom Metal Naraku You can take the blood out of the nose, but you can't take the nose out of the blood, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I don't think I have ever heard this phrase. you have now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 14, 2019 Author Share Posted June 14, 2019 Just now, Naraku4656 said: you have now That is true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: That is true. you are now an official naraku with all duties and responsibilities. during the next full moon, you'll feel a compulsion to post random music videos in threads that don't warrant it. then later, you'll start randomly working yourself to death for no real reason. and it'll keep going from there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 14, 2019 Author Share Posted June 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: you are now an official naraku with all duties and responsibilities. during the next full moon, you'll feel a compulsion to post random music videos in threads that don't warrant it. then later, you'll start randomly working yourself to death for no real reason. and it'll keep going from there Ok, but if you think I'm going to put shoes on every time I have to answer the door, you're out of your fucking mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Ok, but if you think I'm going to put shoes on every time I have to answer the door, you're out of your fucking mind. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 this thread needs one too 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 14, 2019 Author Share Posted June 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said: this thread needs one too Nice tits in that thumbnail... like you picked this one just for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Nice tits in that thumbnail... like you picked this one just for me. i know very well what i'm doing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 14, 2019 Author Share Posted June 14, 2019 4 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: i know very well what i'm doing I'm not clicking that... as soon as I think the good stuff's coming, it's just going to cut to another shot. I know the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 14, 2019 Author Share Posted June 14, 2019 OH I GET IT TITTIES CAUSING NOSEBLEEDS CUZ ANIME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I'm not clicking that... as soon as I think the good stuff's coming, it's just going to cut to another shot. I know the game. it's European. trust me, you do see some stuff if you look hard enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: OH I GET IT TITTIES CAUSING NOSEBLEEDS CUZ ANIME AND THE LAST HORSE JUST CROSSED THE FINISH LINE 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 14, 2019 Author Share Posted June 14, 2019 Just now, Naraku4656 said: it's European. trust me, you do see some stuff if you look hard enough Eh, if Internet porn wasn't a thing, this probably would convince me to click it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 14, 2019 Author Share Posted June 14, 2019 Hm, maybe I'll try to post music videos that "gave me nosebleeds" when I was a youngster... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Eh, if Internet porn wasn't a thing, this probably would convince me to click it. fine, at least click it and pause it at 2:51. you'll know why 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 14, 2019 Author Share Posted June 14, 2019 May was well get the shame right outta the way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Naraku4656 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 go hard or go home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 14, 2019 Author Share Posted June 14, 2019 I can't remember if there's any cleavage in these videos, but if there was, then they definitely "gave me nosebleeds." Sorry about Vevo, all I could find, hope no annoying ads pop up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 14, 2019 Author Share Posted June 14, 2019 There must've been more music videos in the 90s that made me exceedingly horny, but I can't remember any. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 yeah my memory is shit too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 3 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: And got a random nosebleed. I wouldn't be surprised if 20 years have passed since my last nosebleed. When I saw I somehow smeared blood on my hand, I immediately assumed I accidentally popped a zit on my face (the vast majority of the time I'm bleeding, it's because I popped a zit), but nope, nose bleed. But unlike naraku, my nose bleed isn't severe and I don't have to hold my head back or even hold my nose closed. It's just weird getting a random nosebleed after all these years. Try getting one in your sleep You wake up to a pillow case smeared in blood convinced you murdered last night's hooker again 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 3 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: it's European. trust me, you do see some stuff if you look hard enough Words of wisdom... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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