1938 Packard Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 Cut them off the steak. Throw them out to the sea gulls. Watch the feathers fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 Your courtyard must be littered with dead sea gulls. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cran Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 They are scavengers and people foolishly feed these things, completely fucking up their natural diet....The more you feed them the more they will become used to your handouts and if you stop, they will find other sources of that same kind of fix.....Some have even been known to attack small dogs because idiots like you have eliminated their need to forage by the water. Soon, they will eat you. You are a complete and total pox on this planet. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 27 minutes ago, TheCrimsonFucker said: They are scavengers and people foolishly feed these things, completely fucking up their natural diet....The more you feed them the more they will become used to your handouts and if you stop, they will find other sources of that same kind of fix.....Some have even been known to attack small dogs because idiots like you have eliminated their need to forage by the water. Soon, they will eat you. You are a complete and total pox on this planet. On the up side, the bird shit is all on his side of the building. One can only hope that they start roosting on his windowsill in anticipation. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 These threads get dumber by the minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted June 12, 2019 Author Share Posted June 12, 2019 1 hour ago, mthor said: On the up side, the bird shit is all on his side of the building. One can only hope that they start roosting on his windowsill in anticipation. Carrying the stuff three blocks to the bayside keeps them away from the Windows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 @1938 Packard Have you ever been in a fist fight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Cancer said: @1938 Packard Have you ever been in a fist fight? I would imagine that it would depend on exactly how you mean that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 9 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: Carrying the stuff three blocks to the bayside keeps them away from the Windows. You walk three blocks carrying an armful of meat scraps and you don't get raped by every feral cat in a mile radius? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 12 minutes ago, mthor said: I would imagine that it would depend on exactly how you mean that. I suppose I set your ass up for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 7 minutes ago, scoobdog said: You walk three blocks carrying an armful of meat scraps and you don't get raped by every feral cat in a mile radius? Feral cats have better taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Just now, Cancer said: I suppose I set your ass up for that. So to speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted June 13, 2019 Author Share Posted June 13, 2019 33 minutes ago, scoobdog said: You walk three blocks carrying an armful of meat scraps and you don't get raped by every feral cat in a mile radius? Arm full? How big do you think the steak was? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 So, you are gonna chop off your dick and balls since you don't need them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 20 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: Arm full? How big do you think the steak was? Big enough to fit inside a toaster oven would be my guess. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 24 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: Arm full? How big do you think the steak was? Knowing the shit you buy, there's more scrap than meat in those "steaks" you buy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vela Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 5 hours ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: Reply to this topic... NEVAR! oh wait... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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