That_One_Guy Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 Tomorrow afternoon I'm performing stand up comedy at this benefit for a guy that died of a heart attack/car accident. Of course I'm gonna work super clean cause there will be young kids there. But just for fun what are some things I definitely shouldn't say while I'm on stage? Have at it you sick fucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, That_One_Guy said: Tomorrow afternoon I'm performing stand up comedy at this benefit for a guy that died of a heart attack/car accident. Of course I'm gonna work super clean cause there will be young kids there. But just for fun what are some things I definitely shouldn't say while I'm on stage? Have at it you sick fucks. No....Fuck no, before I help you with your material I need to know.....Did he have a heart attack then wrecked the car, or did he wreck the car then have a heart attack. Edited June 2, 2019 by cyberbully 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 2, 2019 Author Share Posted June 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, cyberbully said: No....Fuck no, before I help you with your material I need to know.....Did he have a heat attack then wrecked the car, or did he wreck the car then have a heart attack. Idk all I was told was there was a heart attack and a car crash. I'm assuming the heart attack came first tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 Seems like a really odd thing to hire a comic for. Like hey this guys dead now let's all have a laugh. I can't imagine it going well even if you're careful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 2, 2019 Author Share Posted June 2, 2019 38 minutes ago, Poof said: Seems like a really odd thing to hire a comic for. Like hey this guys dead now let's all have a laugh. I can't imagine it going well even if you're careful Yeah it seems like one of those gigs that just shouldn't be. I hate when I'm told I have to abide by restrictions because they're often very vague and hard to follow. Like you might as well not have comedy in the first place. Just stick with safe non offensive music lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 Something about how people are dying to get into cemeteries. Do not say it. (Or do say it. They might like it.) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 I don't know, man. What are your chances of coming down with TB or Ebola or something else that requires quarantine before the affair? I realize that it's a benefit and everything, but it sounds like tap-dancing in a mine field would be easier than trying not to offend anybody and still be funny at this particular venue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 ITT Things that never happened. So this is the Male equivalent of Fuggs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 Definitely do not use the line, "The guest of honor is not here because his heart wasn't in it". 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 3, 2019 Author Share Posted June 3, 2019 14 hours ago, mthor said: I don't know, man. What are your chances of coming down with TB or Ebola or something else that requires quarantine before the affair? I realize that it's a benefit and everything, but it sounds like tap-dancing in a mine field would be easier than trying not to offend anybody and still be funny at this particular venue. Yeah it was rough. The entire crowd ignored the first three comics. Idk how the other two did because I had another gig, but it started terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 3, 2019 Author Share Posted June 3, 2019 14 hours ago, Cancer said: ITT Things that never happened. So this is the Male equivalent of Fuggs Lol why would I lie about this? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 15 hours ago, Cancer said: ITT Things that never happened. So this is the Male equivalent of Fuggs nah he's a comedian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sahockeygrl15 Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Don’t do any chicken came before the egg references and try to sub the heart attack came before the crash 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Who's catering this event? I hope its Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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