1938 Packard Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 I could say I saw a car bobbing and weaving on the Black Horse Pike while the driver was texting. Then, some nitwit says, "Nuh uhhh... You liar... You would never see that because you don't drive..." You won't see that if you're riding a bus? Then, the same inbred moron says I'm adding to the story.
Clu Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 Or some idiot posts his boarding pass and gives up all his personal information. 3
1938 Packard Posted May 20, 2019 Author Posted May 20, 2019 On 5/20/2019 at 2:31 PM, wacky1980 said: what does a cigarette smell like? Expand Nonsequitur much?
1938 Packard Posted May 20, 2019 Author Posted May 20, 2019 On 5/20/2019 at 2:33 PM, Clu said: Or some idiot posts his boarding pass and gives up all his personal information. Expand Nothing on the answering machine yet.
wacky1980 Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 On 5/20/2019 at 2:35 PM, 1938 Packard said: Nonsequitur much? Expand just trying to make conversation. i quit like a year ago and i don't remember. what does cigarette smoke smell like?
midnight Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 On 5/20/2019 at 2:37 PM, wacky1980 said: just trying to make conversation. i quit like a year ago and i don't remember. what does cigarette smoke smell like? Expand Defeat. Cigarette smoke smells like defeat. 1
1938 Packard Posted May 20, 2019 Author Posted May 20, 2019 On 5/20/2019 at 2:37 PM, wacky1980 said: just trying to make conversation. i quit like a year ago and i don't remember. what does cigarette smoke smell like? Expand Light one and find out.
wacky1980 Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 On 5/20/2019 at 2:49 PM, 1938 Packard said: Light one and find out. Expand i just told you, i quit. how about you light one and tell me.
1938 Packard Posted May 20, 2019 Author Posted May 20, 2019 On 5/20/2019 at 2:49 PM, wacky1980 said: i just told you, i quit. how about you light one and tell me. Expand I had one ten minutes ago. Nobody noticed.
midnight Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 On 5/20/2019 at 2:50 PM, Clu said: Have a drink with that smoke, packtard. Expand He drinks this. 1
wacky1980 Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 On 5/20/2019 at 2:52 PM, 1938 Packard said: I had one ten minutes ago. Nobody noticed. Expand so what did it smell like?
1938 Packard Posted May 20, 2019 Author Posted May 20, 2019 On 5/20/2019 at 2:53 PM, wacky1980 said: so what did it smell like? Expand Ask the folks who didn't notice.
wacky1980 Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 On 5/20/2019 at 2:55 PM, 1938 Packard said: Ask the folks who didn't notice. Expand they're not here. you are. what does that cigarette smell like?
scoobdog Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 On 5/20/2019 at 2:27 PM, 1938 Packard said: I could say I saw a car bobbing and weaving on the Black Horse Pike while the driver was texting. Then, some nitwit says, "Nuh uhhh... You liar... You would never see that because you don't drive..." You won't see that if you're riding a bus? Then, the same inbred moron says I'm adding to the story. Expand On 5/20/2019 at 2:36 PM, 1938 Packard said: Nothing on the answering machine yet. Expand Keep posting bitch.
1938 Packard Posted May 20, 2019 Author Posted May 20, 2019 On 5/20/2019 at 2:55 PM, wacky1980 said: they're not here. you are. what does that cigarette smell like? Expand It doesn't warrant an answer from me. Most likely the same odor as carbon monoxide.
wacky1980 Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 On 5/20/2019 at 2:59 PM, 1938 Packard said: It doesn't warrant an answer from me. Most likely the same odor as carbon monoxide. Expand does your nose work? do you even have a nose? 1
1938 Packard Posted May 20, 2019 Author Posted May 20, 2019 On 5/20/2019 at 3:00 PM, wacky1980 said: does your nose work? do you even have a nose? Expand I alway know when the canteen has bacon.
wacky1980 Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 On 5/20/2019 at 3:02 PM, 1938 Packard said: I alway know when the canteen has bacon. Expand non sequitur much?
midnight Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 As someone who has severe allergies, I can tell you, cigarette smoke does have a smell. A stifling smell. It messes with me as soon as I smell it. I don't know how this is even up for debate. If the people you smoked around weren't affected by it, well, they are probably smokers too. 1
1938 Packard Posted May 20, 2019 Author Posted May 20, 2019 On 5/20/2019 at 3:03 PM, wacky1980 said: non sequitur much? Expand The question was whether my nose works. The scent of bacon says it does.
wacky1980 Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 On 5/20/2019 at 3:07 PM, 1938 Packard said: The question was whether my nose works. The scent of bacon says it does. Expand we've established you're incapable of answering the question of whether a cigarette smells. anyone with a working nose can provide the answer. but not you. therefore, i cannot assume you know what bacon smells like either, hence your answer being a non sequitur. if you can smell bacon, you're also able to answer my question. so i'll ask it again. what does a cigarette smell like?
1938 Packard Posted May 20, 2019 Author Posted May 20, 2019 On 5/20/2019 at 3:11 PM, wacky1980 said: we've established you're incapable of answering the question of whether a cigarette smells. anyone with a working nose can provide the answer. but not you. therefore, i cannot assume you know what bacon smells like either, hence your answer being a non sequitur. if you can smell bacon, you're also able to answer my question. so i'll ask it again. what does a cigarette smell like? Expand The question does not warrant an answer. Hint: Regardless of labeling, all hotel rooms are open season for smokers.
mthor Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 On 5/20/2019 at 2:55 PM, 1938 Packard said: Ask the folks who didn't notice. Expand It's not that they didn't notice, it's that they know that complaining will bring about a series of rationalizations even more noxious and irritating than the smoke itself. 1
scoobdog Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 On 5/20/2019 at 3:03 PM, wacky1980 said: non sequitur much? Expand He just meant that bacon in the canteen means the school cafeteria is full of fresh meat. 1
wacky1980 Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 On 5/20/2019 at 3:23 PM, 1938 Packard said: The question does not warrant an answer. Expand sure it does. it's a fair question, asked of a person who should be well-suited to provide an answer as a smoker himself. and it's a very simple question to answer. apart from having a binary response, it's also experience-based and you have like 60 years of that. so what does a cigarette smell like?
wacky1980 Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 On 5/20/2019 at 3:42 PM, scoobdog said: He just meant that bacon in the canteen means the school cafeteria is full of fresh meat. Expand early bird special, i'm sure. 1
scoobdog Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 On 5/20/2019 at 3:50 PM, wacky1980 said: early bird special, i'm sure. Expand Nobody wants the worm when it tastes like tar. 1
wacky1980 Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 On 5/20/2019 at 3:57 PM, scoobdog said: Nobody wants the worm when it tastes like tar. Expand but does it smell like tar? 1
1938 Packard Posted May 20, 2019 Author Posted May 20, 2019 On 5/20/2019 at 3:58 PM, wacky1980 said: but does it smell like tar? Expand Does the moon smell like iron?
scoobdog Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 On 5/20/2019 at 4:00 PM, 1938 Packard said: Does the moon smell like iron? Expand No, it smells like cheese... of in your case, an 8th grader's sweaty crotch.
wacky1980 Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 On 5/20/2019 at 4:00 PM, 1938 Packard said: Does the moon smell like iron? Expand there's no atmosphere on the moon, so no. however, there's plenty of atmosphere here on earth to carry a scent. what does a cigarette smell like?
1938 Packard Posted May 20, 2019 Author Posted May 20, 2019 On 5/20/2019 at 4:04 PM, wacky1980 said: there's no atmosphere on the moon, so no. however, there's plenty of atmosphere here on earth to carry a scent. what does a cigarette smell like? Expand Carbon monoxide.
wacky1980 Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 On 5/20/2019 at 4:06 PM, 1938 Packard said: Carbon monoxide. Expand and?
scoobdog Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 If I were the bus driver, I'd strap him to bike rack.
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