It's how lots of threads go.

[1938 Packard]

I could say I saw a car bobbing and weaving on the Black Horse Pike while the driver was texting.

Then, some nitwit says, "Nuh uhhh... You liar... You would never see that because you don't drive..."

You won't see that if you're riding a bus?

Then, the same inbred moron says I'm adding to the story.

[wacky1980]

what does a cigarette smell like?

[Clu]

Or some idiot posts his boarding pass and gives up all his personal information.

[1938 Packard]

3 minutes ago, wacky1980 said:

what does a cigarette smell like?

Nonsequitur much?

[1938 Packard]

2 minutes ago, Clu said:

Or some idiot posts his boarding pass and gives up all his personal information.

Nothing on the answering machine yet.

[wacky1980]

1 minute ago, 1938 Packard said:

Nonsequitur much?

just trying to make conversation. i quit like a year ago and i don't remember. what does cigarette smoke smell like?

[midnight]

9 minutes ago, wacky1980 said:

just trying to make conversation. i quit like a year ago and i don't remember. what does cigarette smoke smell like?

Defeat. Cigarette smoke smells like defeat.

[1938 Packard]

11 minutes ago, wacky1980 said:

just trying to make conversation. i quit like a year ago and i don't remember. what does cigarette smoke smell like?

Light one and find out.

[wacky1980]

Just now, 1938 Packard said:

Light one and find out.

i just told you, i quit. how about you light one and tell me.

[Clu]

Have a drink with that smoke, packtard.

[1938 Packard]

2 minutes ago, wacky1980 said:

i just told you, i quit. how about you light one and tell me.

I had one ten minutes ago.  Nobody noticed.

[midnight]

2 minutes ago, Clu said:

Have a drink with that smoke, packtard.

He drinks this. 

[wacky1980]

1 minute ago, 1938 Packard said:

I had one ten minutes ago.  Nobody noticed.

so what did it smell like?

[1938 Packard]

Just now, wacky1980 said:

so what did it smell like?

Ask the folks who didn't notice.

[wacky1980]

Just now, 1938 Packard said:

Ask the folks who didn't notice.

they're not here. you are.

what does that cigarette smell like?

[scoobdog]

30 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

I could say I saw a car bobbing and weaving on the Black Horse Pike while the driver was texting.

Then, some nitwit says, "Nuh uhhh... You liar... You would never see that because you don't drive..."

You won't see that if you're riding a bus?

Then, the same inbred moron says I'm adding to the story.

 

21 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

Nothing on the answering machine yet.

Keep posting bitch.

[1938 Packard]

Just now, wacky1980 said:

they're not here. you are.

what does that cigarette smell like?

It doesn't warrant an answer from me.

Most likely the same odor as carbon monoxide.

[wacky1980]

Just now, 1938 Packard said:

It doesn't warrant an answer from me.

Most likely the same odor as carbon monoxide.

does your nose work? do you even have a nose?

[1938 Packard]

Just now, wacky1980 said:

does your nose work? do you even have a nose?

I alway know when the canteen has bacon.

[wacky1980]

Just now, 1938 Packard said:

I alway know when the canteen has bacon.

non sequitur much?

[midnight]

As someone who has severe allergies, I can tell you, cigarette smoke does have a smell. A stifling smell. It messes with me as soon as I smell it. I don't know how this is even up for debate. If the people you smoked around weren't affected by it, well, they are probably smokers too.

[Vamped]

not alot ... just yours 

[1938 Packard]

3 minutes ago, wacky1980 said:

non sequitur much?

The question was whether my nose works.  The scent of bacon says it does.

[wacky1980]

Just now, 1938 Packard said:

The question was whether my nose works.  The scent of bacon says it does.

we've established you're incapable of answering the question of whether a cigarette smells. anyone with a working nose can provide the answer. but not you. therefore, i cannot assume you know what bacon smells like either, hence your answer being a non sequitur.

if you can smell bacon, you're also able to answer my question. so i'll ask it again. what does a cigarette smell like?

[1938 Packard]

10 minutes ago, wacky1980 said:

we've established you're incapable of answering the question of whether a cigarette smells. anyone with a working nose can provide the answer. but not you. therefore, i cannot assume you know what bacon smells like either, hence your answer being a non sequitur.

if you can smell bacon, you're also able to answer my question. so i'll ask it again. what does a cigarette smell like?

The question does not warrant an answer.  

Hint: Regardless of labeling, all hotel rooms are open season for smokers.

[mthor]

34 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

Ask the folks who didn't notice.

It's not that they didn't notice, it's that they know that complaining will bring about a series of rationalizations even more noxious and irritating than the smoke itself.

[scoobdog]

38 minutes ago, wacky1980 said:

non sequitur much?

He just meant that bacon in the canteen means the school cafeteria is full of fresh meat.

[wacky1980]

2 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

The question does not warrant an answer.

sure it does. it's a fair question, asked of a person who should be well-suited to provide an answer as a smoker himself. and it's a very simple question to answer. apart from having a binary response, it's also experience-based and you have like 60 years of that. so what does a cigarette smell like?

[wacky1980]

8 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

He just meant that bacon in the canteen means the school cafeteria is full of fresh meat.

early bird special, i'm sure.

[scoobdog]

6 minutes ago, wacky1980 said:

early bird special, i'm sure.

Nobody wants the worm when it tastes like tar.

[wacky1980]

Just now, scoobdog said:

Nobody wants the worm when it tastes like tar.

but does it smell like tar?

[1938 Packard]

1 minute ago, wacky1980 said:

but does it smell like tar?

Does the moon smell like iron?

[scoobdog]

1 minute ago, 1938 Packard said:

Does the moon smell like iron?

No, it smells like cheese... of in your case, an 8th grader's sweaty crotch.

[wacky1980]

1 minute ago, 1938 Packard said:

Does the moon smell like iron?

there's no atmosphere on the moon, so no.

however, there's plenty of atmosphere here on earth to carry a scent. what does a cigarette smell like?

[1938 Packard]

1 minute ago, wacky1980 said:

there's no atmosphere on the moon, so no.

however, there's plenty of atmosphere here on earth to carry a scent. what does a cigarette smell like?

Carbon monoxide.

[wacky1980]

1 minute ago, 1938 Packard said:

Carbon monoxide.

and?

[midnight]

[scoobdog]

If I were the bus driver, I'd strap him to bike rack.

[Ginguy]