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While I was working last night, that "Working as a waitress in a cocktail bar" song from the 80s randomly popped into my head (and that is literally the only (partial) line from the song I know)... And maybe it's just because I don't drink, but... WTF is a cocktail bar? If you order a beer in a cocktail bar, do they go, "Sorry, we don't serve beer here, only cocktails. This is a cocktail bar."?

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2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

While I was working last night, that "Working as a waitress in a cocktail bar" song from the 80s randomly popped into my head (and that is literally the only (partial) line from the song I know)... And maybe it's just because I don't drink, but... WTF is a cocktail bar? If you order a beer in a cocktail bar, do they go, "Sorry, we don't serve beer here, only cocktails. This is a cocktail bar."?

DON'T YOU WANT ME BABY

DON'T YOU WANT ME, OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

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No idea. Maybe calling it a cocktail bar invites more ladies? Pretty sure you could get a beer though. They served beer at a burger king we stopped in while we were in Vegas xD

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8 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

While I was working last night, that "Working as a waitress in a cocktail bar" song from the 80s randomly popped into my head (and that is literally the only (partial) line from the song I know)... And maybe it's just because I don't drink, but... WTF is a cocktail bar? If you order a beer in a cocktail bar, do they go, "Sorry, we don't serve beer here, only cocktails. This is a cocktail bar."?

They just use the phrase in a lame attempt at making a dive seem classy.

BTW, the song is one of those millions of songs about how a shitty ex bf is trying to take all the credit for a lady's success.

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