Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 While I was working last night, that "Working as a waitress in a cocktail bar" song from the 80s randomly popped into my head (and that is literally the only (partial) line from the song I know)... And maybe it's just because I don't drink, but... WTF is a cocktail bar? If you order a beer in a cocktail bar, do they go, "Sorry, we don't serve beer here, only cocktails. This is a cocktail bar."? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 Everytime time someone says "cocktail" I think of rooster butts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 1 hour ago, TrigunBebop said: Everytime time someone says "cocktail" I think of rooster butts. every time i hear "cocktail" i think of this gay, furry doujin that made me nut a few times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: While I was working last night, that "Working as a waitress in a cocktail bar" song from the 80s randomly popped into my head (and that is literally the only (partial) line from the song I know)... And maybe it's just because I don't drink, but... WTF is a cocktail bar? If you order a beer in a cocktail bar, do they go, "Sorry, we don't serve beer here, only cocktails. This is a cocktail bar."? DON'T YOU WANT ME BABY DON'T YOU WANT ME, OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 No idea. Maybe calling it a cocktail bar invites more ladies? Pretty sure you could get a beer though. They served beer at a burger king we stopped in while we were in Vegas 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 7 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: (and that is literally the only (partial) line from the song I know)... That's okay, it's the only line he knows too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 8 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: While I was working last night, that "Working as a waitress in a cocktail bar" song from the 80s randomly popped into my head (and that is literally the only (partial) line from the song I know)... And maybe it's just because I don't drink, but... WTF is a cocktail bar? If you order a beer in a cocktail bar, do they go, "Sorry, we don't serve beer here, only cocktails. This is a cocktail bar."? They just use the phrase in a lame attempt at making a dive seem classy. BTW, the song is one of those millions of songs about how a shitty ex bf is trying to take all the credit for a lady's success. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 I always have those random thoughts when I drive 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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