SwimModSponges Posted May 12, 2019 Posted May 12, 2019 Call your mother and make sure she's adequately exercised. 1
Greeny Posted May 12, 2019 Posted May 12, 2019 My mom started running when I was 7. I wonder when she's coming back. 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 12, 2019 Posted May 12, 2019 No need to call my mom; I live with her.
Skiles Posted May 12, 2019 Posted May 12, 2019 I'm sorry to hear that, man. It must suck to have to know your mom is going to collapse and die of a heart attack on a random trail somewhere.
SwimModSponges Posted May 12, 2019 Author Posted May 12, 2019 No, actually that sounds like the kind of death she would think is awesome. Hopefully they never find her and make us pay to bury her, and she can just decompose into the earth. Yeah, she'd dig that.
Bouvre Posted May 12, 2019 Posted May 12, 2019 My mom participates in triathlons and marathons, does cross fit, is part of a roller derby team (I helped her choose the derby name "Smother Teresa"). She's miles above everybody else in the family at 52. 1
SwimModSponges Posted May 12, 2019 Author Posted May 12, 2019 Well I suppose that's better than pissing on your mom at least.
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