SwimModSponges Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 Call your mother and make sure she's adequately exercised. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 My mom started running when I was 7. I wonder when she's coming back. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 No need to call my mom; I live with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Uck Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 Heh. I exercised Spoiler Sexually youz moms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 does she rap too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 I'm sorry to hear that, man. It must suck to have to know your mom is going to collapse and die of a heart attack on a random trail somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 12, 2019 Author Share Posted May 12, 2019 No, actually that sounds like the kind of death she would think is awesome. Hopefully they never find her and make us pay to bury her, and she can just decompose into the earth. Yeah, she'd dig that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 My mom lays around more than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 My mom participates in triathlons and marathons, does cross fit, is part of a roller derby team (I helped her choose the derby name "Smother Teresa"). She's miles above everybody else in the family at 52. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 i just pissed off my mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 12, 2019 Author Share Posted May 12, 2019 Well I suppose that's better than pissing on your mom at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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