Mix Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 zombie apocalypse winner right there 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 14 minutes ago, Mix said: I like to narrate their lives like I"m watching a Nature Documentary while listening to 80's metal bands "Here we see the Cross Fitters in their natural state, tossing weights on the ground while yelling, now they run a lap then do weird swings on the Pull Up Bar" Seriously though if it works for them, good for them. Just quit being so dramatic 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted April 12, 2019 Author Share Posted April 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Poof said: zombie apocalypse winner right there he's gonna die first 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted April 12, 2019 Author Share Posted April 12, 2019 1 hour ago, molarbear said: I like to narrate their lives like I"m watching a Nature Documentary while listening to 80's metal bands "Here we see the Cross Fitters in their natural state, tossing weights on the ground while yelling, now they run a lap then do weird swings on the Pull Up Bar....and one is down....she's holding her knee....the others don't spare a glance....they've grown used to this sight....there's plenty more to replace her in the herd" Seriously though if it works for them, good for them. Just quit being so dramatic 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Must be putting together some kind of yakuza crossfit training program huh? I'm sure stabbing people while on a bike has to happen sometimes you know. You got a work your way up to being solid on the crotch rockets with a blade I'm sure. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Legend has it that the samurai of old would ride ellipticals into battle. He is merely being histrionically accurate. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ghostrek Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 3 hours ago, GunStarHero said: Legend has it that the samurai of old would ride ellipticals into battle. He is merely being histrionically accurate. really got any links to the legend 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 51 minutes ago, ghostrek said: really got any links to the legend Much like the Bansenshukai, the ancient ninja scrolls bestowed upon the Japanese magistrate by the Iga and Koga clans, this legend is passed down half orally and half through written word. It is a tradition intended to keep every secret from escaping and keep it in the family. Quote 1350年という早い時期に、研究者達はサムライがもともと楕円形の機械に乗って戦うことを発見しました。 1600年に伝説の飯直正氏が関ヶ原を率いていた。徳川さえ、ばかげた運動器具を敵との戦いに巻き込むことで知られていた。 The above is an excerpt from a Google Doc that has yet to be fully translated. Loosely, it mentions the legendary Tokugawa Ieyasu and how some contingents of his troops rode the machine into battle during Sekigahara. It also eludes to mentions of the device as far back as the year 1350. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 1 hour ago, GunStarHero said: Much like the Bansenshukai, the ancient ninja scrolls bestowed upon the Japanese magistrate by the Iga and Koga clans, this legend is passed down half orally and half through written word. It is a tradition intended to keep every secret from escaping and keep it in the family. The above is an excerpt from a Google Doc that has yet to be fully translated. Loosely, it mentions the legendary Tokugawa Ieyasu and how some contingents of his troops rode the machine into battle during Sekigahara. It also eludes to mentions of the device as far back as the year 1350. thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thee2TONfist Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 now i have to go watch ninja scroll again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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