Crossfit just keeps getting crazier

[Mix]

 

[Poof]

zombie apocalypse winner right there

[molarbear]

14 minutes ago, Mix said:

 

I like to narrate their lives like I"m watching a Nature Documentary while listening to 80's metal bands

"Here we see the Cross Fitters in their natural state, tossing weights on the ground while yelling, now they run a lap then do weird swings on the Pull Up Bar"

Seriously though if it works for them, good for them.  Just quit being so dramatic

[Mix]

2 hours ago, Poof said:

zombie apocalypse winner right there

he's gonna die first 

[Mix]

1 hour ago, molarbear said:

I like to narrate their lives like I"m watching a Nature Documentary while listening to 80's metal bands

"Here we see the Cross Fitters in their natural state, tossing weights on the ground while yelling, now they run a lap then do weird swings on the Pull Up Bar....and one is down....she's holding her knee....the others don't spare a glance....they've grown used to this sight....there's plenty more to replace her in the herd" 

Seriously though if it works for them, good for them.  Just quit being so dramatic

 

[PhilosipherStoned]

Must be putting together some kind of yakuza crossfit training program huh? I'm sure stabbing people while on a bike has to happen sometimes you know. You got a work your way up to being solid on the crotch rockets with a blade I'm sure. 

[GunStarHero]

Legend has it that the samurai of old would ride ellipticals into battle. He is merely being histrionically accurate.  

[tsar4]

[ghostrek]

3 hours ago, GunStarHero said:

Legend has it that the samurai of old would ride ellipticals into battle. He is merely being histrionically accurate.  

really  got any links to the legend

[GunStarHero]

51 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

really  got any links to the legend

Much like the Bansenshukai, the ancient ninja scrolls bestowed upon the Japanese magistrate by the Iga and Koga clans, this legend is passed down half orally and half through written word. It is a tradition intended to keep every secret from escaping and keep it in the family. 

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1350年という早い時期に、研究者達はサムライがもともと楕円形の機械に乗って戦うことを発見しました。 1600年に伝説の飯直正氏が関ヶ原を率いていた。徳川さえ、ばかげた運動器具を敵との戦いに巻き込むことで知られていた。

The above is an excerpt from a Google Doc that has yet to be fully translated. Loosely, it mentions the legendary Tokugawa Ieyasu and how some contingents of his troops rode the machine into battle during Sekigahara. It also eludes to mentions of the device as far back as the year 1350. 

[ghostrek]

1 hour ago, GunStarHero said:

Much like the Bansenshukai, the ancient ninja scrolls bestowed upon the Japanese magistrate by the Iga and Koga clans, this legend is passed down half orally and half through written word. It is a tradition intended to keep every secret from escaping and keep it in the family. 

The above is an excerpt from a Google Doc that has yet to be fully translated. Loosely, it mentions the legendary Tokugawa Ieyasu and how some contingents of his troops rode the machine into battle during Sekigahara. It also eludes to mentions of the device as far back as the year 1350. 

thanks   

[thee2TONfist]

now i have to go watch ninja scroll again.