That_One_Guy Posted April 2, 2019 Posted April 2, 2019 Long story but heres the cliffs -Black comic is on stage performing -Short stubby white dude starts heckling -Black comic fires back at him -Stubby munchkin starts ranting incoherently, he's then asked to leave -Munchkin starts to leave while erupting in a violent tantrum -Munchkin screams the N word at the black comic -Black comic charges at the munchkin like the fucking bionic man -I managed to hold black comic back saving him from killing this stubby mother fucker and keeping him out of jail If anyone says I should have let this dude get his ass beat I kind of agree, but if you were there you would have known he definitely wasn't worth it. I'm pretty sure he was on drugs too Lol that's the second open mic fight I've prevented this year! TOP FLIGHT SECURITY OF PITTSBURGH COMEDY! 2
bnmjy Posted April 2, 2019 Posted April 2, 2019 You need to incorporate fugg's hooha into your routine.
That_One_Guy Posted April 2, 2019 Author Posted April 2, 2019 On 4/2/2019 at 4:28 AM, bnmjy said: You need to incorporate fugg's hooha into your routine. Expand No not never. There's nothing funny about that shit lol 1
Skiles Posted April 2, 2019 Posted April 2, 2019 In my imagination, I'm picturing the comic doing a Macho Man diving elbow off of the stage onto the white guy. Don't expound on what actually happened, because I enjoy that imagery.
That_One_Guy Posted April 2, 2019 Author Posted April 2, 2019 On 4/2/2019 at 4:38 AM, Skiles said: In my imagination, I'm picturing the comic doing a Macho Man diving elbow off of the stage onto the white guy. Don't expound on what actually happened, because I enjoy that imagery. Expand I wont ruin your fantasy bro
Age of S'jet Posted April 2, 2019 Posted April 2, 2019 On 4/2/2019 at 4:25 AM, That_One_Guy said: PITTSBURGH Expand i quoted the problem
Cidz Posted April 2, 2019 Posted April 2, 2019 that whole scenario sounds like a comedic routine. black dude should use it next time. sounds hallerious. 1
That_One_Guy Posted April 2, 2019 Author Posted April 2, 2019 On 4/2/2019 at 6:12 AM, DoubleDoink said: i quoted the problem Expand Lol facts. I don't like this scene tbh. That's why I go to other cities
That_One_Guy Posted April 2, 2019 Author Posted April 2, 2019 On 4/2/2019 at 6:15 AM, Cidz said: that whole scenario sounds like a comedic routine. black dude should use it next time. sounds hallerious. Expand There was nothing funny about it lol that little mother fucker almost got killed. The comic is 6'3" and he was full of rage. I could barely hold him back
Cidz Posted April 2, 2019 Posted April 2, 2019 yeah but, when ya hear about it, it does kinda sound hallerious. like not funny if ur there, but if you hear about it, yeah i mean imagine a big ol black dude tryna come after some tiny little chubby white guy who yells the N word and huffs off lol. and ur there tryna hold him back like "its not worth it man its not worth it." its....a little amusing.
That_One_Guy Posted April 2, 2019 Author Posted April 2, 2019 On 4/2/2019 at 6:19 AM, Cidz said: yeah but, when ya hear about it, it does kinda sound hallerious. like not funny if ur there, but if you hear about it, yeah i mean imagine a big ol black dude tryna come after some tiny little chubby white guy who yells the N word and huffs off lol. and ur there tryna hold him back like "its not worth it man its not worth it." its....a little amusing. Expand It wasn't boring thats for damn sure lmao
CAC Posted April 2, 2019 Posted April 2, 2019 On 4/2/2019 at 6:15 AM, That_One_Guy said: Lol facts. I don't like this scene tbh. That's why I go to other cities Expand Lame.
That_One_Guy Posted April 2, 2019 Author Posted April 2, 2019 On 4/2/2019 at 11:42 AM, CAC said: Lame. Expand The pgh comedy scene is literally just giant white people me and like 1 black guy
CAC Posted April 2, 2019 Posted April 2, 2019 On 4/2/2019 at 12:16 PM, That_One_Guy said: The pgh comedy scene is literally just giant white people me and like 1 black guy Expand I've never actually went and seen any comedy here.
That_One_Guy Posted April 2, 2019 Author Posted April 2, 2019 On 4/2/2019 at 12:42 PM, CAC said: I've never actually went and seen any comedy here. Expand I mean I kid but there's actually some decent shows. Burning Bridges/Hambones in Lawrenceville has shows every weekend. There's open mics every day but idk if you'd wanna go to those.
CAC Posted April 2, 2019 Posted April 2, 2019 On 4/2/2019 at 12:47 PM, That_One_Guy said: I mean I kid but there's actually some decent shows. Burning Bridges/Hambones in Lawrenceville has shows every weekend. There's open mics every day but idk if you'd wanna go to those. Expand I never go places, so probably not.
That_One_Guy Posted April 2, 2019 Author Posted April 2, 2019 On 4/2/2019 at 12:51 PM, CAC said: I never go places, so probably not. Expand Then you can just watch porn like a cool kid
resurrected Posted April 2, 2019 Posted April 2, 2019 I noticed a lot of confederate flags in Pennsylvania when I was there last. Didn't really expect to see that. I thought all that was confined to the south. I was wrong.
resurrected Posted April 2, 2019 Posted April 2, 2019 Also, when I was in Michigan last, I had my cooler stolen out of my truck. So, fuck Michigan. Totally irrelevant I know.
CAC Posted April 2, 2019 Posted April 2, 2019 On 4/2/2019 at 12:52 PM, That_One_Guy said: Then you can just watch porn like a cool kid Expand If only that worked.
ghostrek Posted April 2, 2019 Posted April 2, 2019 On 4/2/2019 at 1:12 PM, cryptkicker5 said: Also, when I was in Michigan last, I had my cooler stolen out of my truck. So, fuck Michigan. Totally irrelevant I know. Expand there lot of rebel flags in mich i have theory about that
resurrected Posted April 2, 2019 Posted April 2, 2019 On 4/2/2019 at 2:20 PM, ghostrek said: there lot of rebel flags in mich i have theory about that Expand What's the theory?
ghostrek Posted April 2, 2019 Posted April 2, 2019 (edited) On 4/2/2019 at 2:22 PM, cryptkicker5 said: What's the theory? Expand Part of it is cultural migration and another part of it is what I would call cultural hijacking of defeated nation's symbols to symbolize for white nationalism Edited April 2, 2019 by ghostrek 3 1
garbagepailcat Posted April 2, 2019 Posted April 2, 2019 A lot of people from the south moved north for factory jobs and created a southern diaspora. ^^
ghostrek Posted April 2, 2019 Posted April 2, 2019 (edited) On 4/2/2019 at 2:41 PM, garbagepailcat said: A lot of people from the south moved north for factory jobs and created a southern diaspora. ^^ Expand yes make in the day people from the south moved north Edited April 2, 2019 by ghostrek
Lasty Posted April 2, 2019 Posted April 2, 2019 On 4/2/2019 at 4:38 AM, Skiles said: In my imagination, I'm picturing the comic doing a Macho Man diving elbow off of the stage onto the white guy. Don't expound on what actually happened, because I enjoy that imagery. Expand Holy shit, it's Skiles! You still exist.
That_One_Guy Posted April 2, 2019 Author Posted April 2, 2019 On 4/2/2019 at 8:25 PM, Lasty said: Nobody learned anything, amirite? Expand I learned that I can't wait to leave Pittsburgh lol 1
That_One_Guy Posted April 3, 2019 Author Posted April 3, 2019 On 4/3/2019 at 6:23 PM, DoubleDoink said: philly aint much better its just way more fun Expand I've been meaning to go there but Everytime I got out that way I just end up hitting NYC.
Age of S'jet Posted April 3, 2019 Posted April 3, 2019 On 4/3/2019 at 6:58 PM, That_One_Guy said: I've been meaning to go there but Everytime I got out that way I just end up hitting NYC. Expand nyc is chaos and uber expensive
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