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Long story but heres the cliffs

-Black comic is on stage performing

-Short stubby white dude starts heckling

-Black comic fires back at him

-Stubby munchkin starts ranting incoherently, he's then asked to leave

-Munchkin starts to leave while erupting in a violent tantrum

-Munchkin screams the N word at the black comic

-Black comic charges at the munchkin like the fucking bionic man

-I managed to hold black comic back saving him from killing this stubby mother fucker and keeping him out of jail

If anyone says I should have let this dude get his ass beat I kind of agree, but if you were there you would have known he definitely wasn't worth it. I'm pretty sure he was on drugs too

Lol that's the second open mic fight I've prevented this year! TOP FLIGHT SECURITY OF PITTSBURGH COMEDY! 

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In my imagination, I'm picturing the comic doing a Macho Man diving elbow off of the stage onto the white guy. Don't expound on what actually happened, because I enjoy that imagery.

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  On 4/2/2019 at 4:38 AM, Skiles said:

In my imagination, I'm picturing the comic doing a Macho Man diving elbow off of the stage onto the white guy. Don't expound on what actually happened, because I enjoy that imagery.

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I wont ruin your fantasy bro ;)

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  On 4/2/2019 at 6:15 AM, Cidz said:

that whole scenario sounds like a comedic routine. black dude should use it next time. sounds hallerious.

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There was nothing funny about it lol that little mother fucker almost got killed. The comic is 6'3" and he was full of rage. I could barely hold him back

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yeah but, when ya hear about it, it does kinda sound hallerious. like not funny if ur there, but if you hear about it, yeah i mean imagine a big ol black dude tryna come after some tiny little chubby white guy who yells the N word and huffs off lol. and ur there tryna hold him back like "its not worth it man its not worth it."

its....a little amusing.

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  On 4/2/2019 at 6:19 AM, Cidz said:

yeah but, when ya hear about it, it does kinda sound hallerious. like not funny if ur there, but if you hear about it, yeah i mean imagine a big ol black dude tryna come after some tiny little chubby white guy who yells the N word and huffs off lol. and ur there tryna hold him back like "its not worth it man its not worth it."

its....a little amusing.

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It wasn't boring thats for damn sure lmao

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  On 4/2/2019 at 12:42 PM, CAC said:

I've never actually went and seen any comedy here.

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I mean I kid but there's actually some decent shows. Burning Bridges/Hambones in Lawrenceville has shows every weekend. There's open mics every day but idk if you'd wanna go to those.

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  On 4/2/2019 at 12:47 PM, That_One_Guy said:

I mean I kid but there's actually some decent shows. Burning Bridges/Hambones in Lawrenceville has shows every weekend. There's open mics every day but idk if you'd wanna go to those.

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I never go places, so probably not.

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I noticed a lot of confederate flags in Pennsylvania when I was there last. 

Didn't really expect to see that. I thought all that was confined to the south.

I was wrong.

 

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  On 4/2/2019 at 2:22 PM, cryptkicker5 said:

What's the theory?

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Part of it is cultural migration and another part of it is what I would call cultural hijacking of defeated nation's symbols  to symbolize for white nationalism 

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  On 4/2/2019 at 4:38 AM, Skiles said:

In my imagination, I'm picturing the comic doing a Macho Man diving elbow off of the stage onto the white guy. Don't expound on what actually happened, because I enjoy that imagery.

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Holy shit, it's Skiles! You still exist.

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