That_One_Guy Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Long story but heres the cliffs -Black comic is on stage performing -Short stubby white dude starts heckling -Black comic fires back at him -Stubby munchkin starts ranting incoherently, he's then asked to leave -Munchkin starts to leave while erupting in a violent tantrum -Munchkin screams the N word at the black comic -Black comic charges at the munchkin like the fucking bionic man -I managed to hold black comic back saving him from killing this stubby mother fucker and keeping him out of jail If anyone says I should have let this dude get his ass beat I kind of agree, but if you were there you would have known he definitely wasn't worth it. I'm pretty sure he was on drugs too Lol that's the second open mic fight I've prevented this year! TOP FLIGHT SECURITY OF PITTSBURGH COMEDY! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 You need to incorporate fugg's hooha into your routine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted April 2, 2019 Author Share Posted April 2, 2019 Just now, bnmjy said: You need to incorporate fugg's hooha into your routine. No not never. There's nothing funny about that shit lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 In my imagination, I'm picturing the comic doing a Macho Man diving elbow off of the stage onto the white guy. Don't expound on what actually happened, because I enjoy that imagery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted April 2, 2019 Author Share Posted April 2, 2019 Just now, Skiles said: In my imagination, I'm picturing the comic doing a Macho Man diving elbow off of the stage onto the white guy. Don't expound on what actually happened, because I enjoy that imagery. I wont ruin your fantasy bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Age of S'jet Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 1 hour ago, That_One_Guy said: PITTSBURGH i quoted the problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cidz Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 that whole scenario sounds like a comedic routine. black dude should use it next time. sounds hallerious. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted April 2, 2019 Author Share Posted April 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, DoubleDoink said: i quoted the problem Lol facts. I don't like this scene tbh. That's why I go to other cities Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted April 2, 2019 Author Share Posted April 2, 2019 Just now, Cidz said: that whole scenario sounds like a comedic routine. black dude should use it next time. sounds hallerious. There was nothing funny about it lol that little mother fucker almost got killed. The comic is 6'3" and he was full of rage. I could barely hold him back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cidz Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 yeah but, when ya hear about it, it does kinda sound hallerious. like not funny if ur there, but if you hear about it, yeah i mean imagine a big ol black dude tryna come after some tiny little chubby white guy who yells the N word and huffs off lol. and ur there tryna hold him back like "its not worth it man its not worth it." its....a little amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted April 2, 2019 Author Share Posted April 2, 2019 6 minutes ago, Cidz said: yeah but, when ya hear about it, it does kinda sound hallerious. like not funny if ur there, but if you hear about it, yeah i mean imagine a big ol black dude tryna come after some tiny little chubby white guy who yells the N word and huffs off lol. and ur there tryna hold him back like "its not worth it man its not worth it." its....a little amusing. It wasn't boring thats for damn sure lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 5 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: Lol facts. I don't like this scene tbh. That's why I go to other cities Lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted April 2, 2019 Author Share Posted April 2, 2019 33 minutes ago, CAC said: Lame. The pgh comedy scene is literally just giant white people me and like 1 black guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 25 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: The pgh comedy scene is literally just giant white people me and like 1 black guy I've never actually went and seen any comedy here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted April 2, 2019 Author Share Posted April 2, 2019 Just now, CAC said: I've never actually went and seen any comedy here. I mean I kid but there's actually some decent shows. Burning Bridges/Hambones in Lawrenceville has shows every weekend. There's open mics every day but idk if you'd wanna go to those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I mean I kid but there's actually some decent shows. Burning Bridges/Hambones in Lawrenceville has shows every weekend. There's open mics every day but idk if you'd wanna go to those. I never go places, so probably not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted April 2, 2019 Author Share Posted April 2, 2019 Just now, CAC said: I never go places, so probably not. Then you can just watch porn like a cool kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 I noticed a lot of confederate flags in Pennsylvania when I was there last. Didn't really expect to see that. I thought all that was confined to the south. I was wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Also, when I was in Michigan last, I had my cooler stolen out of my truck. So, fuck Michigan. Totally irrelevant I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 23 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Then you can just watch porn like a cool kid If only that worked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 1 hour ago, cryptkicker5 said: Also, when I was in Michigan last, I had my cooler stolen out of my truck. So, fuck Michigan. Totally irrelevant I know. there lot of rebel flags in mich i have theory about that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 1 minute ago, ghostrek said: there lot of rebel flags in mich i have theory about that What's the theory? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 (edited) 5 minutes ago, cryptkicker5 said: What's the theory? Part of it is cultural migration and another part of it is what I would call cultural hijacking of defeated nation's symbols to symbolize for white nationalism Edited April 2, 2019 by ghostrek 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbagepailcat Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 A lot of people from the south moved north for factory jobs and created a southern diaspora. ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, garbagepailcat said: A lot of people from the south moved north for factory jobs and created a southern diaspora. ^^ yes make in the day people from the south moved north Edited April 2, 2019 by ghostrek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 15 hours ago, Skiles said: In my imagination, I'm picturing the comic doing a Macho Man diving elbow off of the stage onto the white guy. Don't expound on what actually happened, because I enjoy that imagery. Holy shit, it's Skiles! You still exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Nobody learned anything, amirite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted April 2, 2019 Author Share Posted April 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Lasty said: Nobody learned anything, amirite? I learned that I can't wait to leave Pittsburgh lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Age of S'jet Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 philly aint much better its just way more fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted April 3, 2019 Author Share Posted April 3, 2019 33 minutes ago, DoubleDoink said: philly aint much better its just way more fun I've been meaning to go there but Everytime I got out that way I just end up hitting NYC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Age of S'jet Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 1 hour ago, That_One_Guy said: I've been meaning to go there but Everytime I got out that way I just end up hitting NYC. nyc is chaos and uber expensive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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