midnight Posted March 17, 2019 Posted March 17, 2019 last night, I sliced open 4 fingers while trying to take the lid off the sour cream. Had sharp edges I wasn't aware of, and managed to slice a capillary. Bled for a few hours.
Still Me Posted March 17, 2019 Posted March 17, 2019 On 3/17/2019 at 2:15 PM, midnight said: last night, I sliced open 4 fingers while trying to take the lid off the sour cream. Had sharp edges I wasn't aware of, and managed to slice a capillary. Bled for a few hours. Expand and in the battle of man vs sour cream....sour cream won 5
midnight Posted March 17, 2019 Author Posted March 17, 2019 On 3/17/2019 at 2:23 PM, Still Me said: and in the battle of man vs sour cream....sour cream won Expand I had just opened a tub of sour cream earlier when I used in something else. Opened it the same way as always, but this bitch had jagged plastic on it and basically got huge paper cuts on all 4 fingers. Hurt like hell. Now I can't type well. Only using one finger on the one hand. But it was worth it, because that steak and potato were AWESOME!
NaBarney Posted March 17, 2019 Posted March 17, 2019 Yet another compelling reason to forego dairy products 1
NaBarney Posted March 17, 2019 Posted March 17, 2019 On 3/17/2019 at 3:44 PM, midnight said: Shut the hell up. Expand "Make me" 1
Ric Posted March 17, 2019 Posted March 17, 2019 On 3/17/2019 at 3:20 PM, NaBron_James said: Yet another compelling reason to forego dairy products Expand Can we please have a 10 page thread about this? It will make for 'good' reading later when I get back. And glad you still enjoyed your steak, midnight. 2
NaBarney Posted March 17, 2019 Posted March 17, 2019 On 3/17/2019 at 3:52 PM, Ric said: Can we please have a 10 page thread about this? Expand We'll see, it isnt up to me 1
midnight Posted March 17, 2019 Author Posted March 17, 2019 On 3/17/2019 at 3:51 PM, NaBron_James said: "Make me" Expand Get out of my thread you piece of shit. 1
Mr Owl Posted March 17, 2019 Posted March 17, 2019 On 3/17/2019 at 3:51 PM, NaBron_James said: "Make me" Expand Gets kn to take away your mod powers Oh that's right you don't have any to begin with loser 1
BlackNoir Posted March 17, 2019 Posted March 17, 2019 Doesn't sour cream usually come in a plastic tub. What top shelf sour cream was this.
midnight Posted March 17, 2019 Author Posted March 17, 2019 On 3/17/2019 at 5:58 PM, The Beast Milk said: Doesn't sour cream usually come in a plastic tub. What top shelf sour cream was this. Expand It was plastic. Daisy brand. But the bitch had sharp edges that I was unaware of. It sliced my fingers open like a paper cut would. Fucker hurt.
tsar4 Posted March 18, 2019 Posted March 18, 2019 On 3/17/2019 at 2:15 PM, midnight said: last night, I sliced open 4 fingers while trying to take the lid off the sour cream. Had sharp edges I wasn't aware of, and managed to slice a capillary. Bled for a few hours. Expand "Don't take the Law into your own hands! Take them to court!" Well, I guess it would be hand, not hands, due to the injury and all. Tell them you were traumatized and can't even look at sour cream anymore. Claim PTSCD! 1
molarbear Posted March 18, 2019 Posted March 18, 2019 On 3/17/2019 at 2:15 PM, midnight said: last night, I sliced open 4 fingers while trying to take the lid off the sour cream. Had sharp edges I wasn't aware of, and managed to slice a capillary. Bled for a few hours. Expand When I was learning to throw a Slider I got a huge blister on my left middle finger that was right where I grip pens or pencils it made writing anything in school a huge hassle 1
midnight Posted March 18, 2019 Author Posted March 18, 2019 On 3/18/2019 at 6:27 AM, molarbear said: When I was learning to throw a Slider I got a huge blister on my left middle finger that was right where I grip pens or pencils it made writing anything in school a huge hassle Expand It makes wiping the ass more difficult. 2
molarbear Posted March 18, 2019 Posted March 18, 2019 On 3/18/2019 at 12:50 PM, midnight said: It makes wiping the ass more difficult. Expand I've always wondered if Right handed people wipe with their Right Hand, I've just never been in a social situation where I was brave enough to ask 1
midnight Posted March 18, 2019 Author Posted March 18, 2019 On 3/18/2019 at 6:46 PM, molarbear said: I've always wondered if Right handed people wipe with their Right Hand, I've just never been in a social situation where I was brave enough to ask Expand I do. Haha.
Sandstone Posted March 18, 2019 Posted March 18, 2019 Please tell me you didn't get blood in the sourcream.
midnight Posted March 18, 2019 Author Posted March 18, 2019 On 3/18/2019 at 8:28 PM, Sandstone said: Please tell me you didn't get blood in the sourcream. Expand Nah. I didn't contaminate it. I may have sour cream in my blood stream though. I can live with that. 1
Sandstone Posted March 18, 2019 Posted March 18, 2019 On 3/18/2019 at 8:29 PM, midnight said: Nah. I didn't contaminate it. I may have sour cream in my blood stream though. I can live with that. Expand Mmmmm creamy. 1
midnight Posted March 18, 2019 Author Posted March 18, 2019 On 3/18/2019 at 10:12 PM, jackiemarie90 said: Did you get it fixed. Expand It's healing. Still sore.
jackiemarie90 Posted March 18, 2019 Posted March 18, 2019 On 3/18/2019 at 10:25 PM, midnight said: It's healing. Still sore. Expand Do you have to clean it daily? I burned my hand twice in the past few weeks and just had to avoid hot water from touching it because of the sensitivity.
midnight Posted March 18, 2019 Author Posted March 18, 2019 On 3/18/2019 at 10:27 PM, jackiemarie90 said: Do you have to clean it daily? I burned my hand twice in the past few weeks and just had to avoid hot water from touching it because of the sensitivity. Expand I wash my hands constantly. I just can't deal with band-aids. They affect everything I'm doing. But they will be healed in a few days.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 18, 2019 Posted March 18, 2019 On 3/18/2019 at 8:29 PM, Sandstone said: Mmmmm creamy. Expand Creamy yogurt
jackiemarie90 Posted March 18, 2019 Posted March 18, 2019 On 3/18/2019 at 10:31 PM, midnight said: I wash my hands constantly. I just can't deal with band-aids. They affect everything I'm doing. But they will be healed in a few days. Expand I used to buy the the waterproof liquid band aids at CVS but they also peel off easily. 1
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