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last night, I sliced open 4 fingers while trying to take the lid off the sour cream.

Had sharp edges I wasn't aware of, and managed to slice a capillary. Bled for a few hours.

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  On 3/17/2019 at 2:15 PM, midnight said:

last night, I sliced open 4 fingers while trying to take the lid off the sour cream.

Had sharp edges I wasn't aware of, and managed to slice a capillary. Bled for a few hours.

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and in the battle of man vs sour cream....sour cream won

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  On 3/17/2019 at 2:23 PM, Still Me said:

and in the battle of man vs sour cream....sour cream won

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I had just opened a tub of sour cream earlier when I used in something else. Opened it the same way as always, but this bitch had jagged plastic on it and basically got huge paper cuts on all 4 fingers. Hurt like hell. Now I can't type well. Only using one finger on the one hand. But it was worth it, because that steak and potato were AWESOME!

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  On 3/17/2019 at 3:20 PM, NaBron_James said:

Yet another compelling reason to forego dairy products 

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Can we please have a 10 page thread about this? It will make for 'good' reading later when I get back.

And glad you still enjoyed your steak, midnight.

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  On 3/17/2019 at 5:58 PM, The Beast Milk said:

Doesn't sour cream usually come in a plastic tub.  What top shelf sour cream was this.

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It was plastic. Daisy brand. But the bitch had sharp edges that I was unaware of. It sliced my fingers open like a paper cut would. Fucker hurt. 

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  On 3/17/2019 at 2:15 PM, midnight said:

last night, I sliced open 4 fingers while trying to take the lid off the sour cream.

Had sharp edges I wasn't aware of, and managed to slice a capillary. Bled for a few hours.

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"Don't take the Law into your own hands!  Take them to court!"  Well, I guess it would be hand, not hands, due to the injury and all.  Tell them you were traumatized and can't even look at sour cream anymore.  Claim PTSCD!

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  On 3/17/2019 at 2:15 PM, midnight said:

last night, I sliced open 4 fingers while trying to take the lid off the sour cream.

Had sharp edges I wasn't aware of, and managed to slice a capillary. Bled for a few hours.

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When I was learning to throw a Slider I got a huge blister on my left middle finger that was right where I grip pens or pencils

it made writing anything in school a huge hassle

 

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  On 3/18/2019 at 6:27 AM, molarbear said:

When I was learning to throw a Slider I got a huge blister on my left middle finger that was right where I grip pens or pencils

it made writing anything in school a huge hassle

 

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It makes wiping the ass more difficult. 

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  On 3/18/2019 at 10:27 PM, jackiemarie90 said:

Do you have to clean it daily? I burned my hand twice in the past few weeks and just had to avoid hot water from touching it because of the sensitivity.

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I wash my hands constantly. I just can't deal with band-aids. They affect everything I'm doing. But they will be healed in a few days.

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