midnight Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 last night, I sliced open 4 fingers while trying to take the lid off the sour cream. Had sharp edges I wasn't aware of, and managed to slice a capillary. Bled for a few hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 6 minutes ago, midnight said: last night, I sliced open 4 fingers while trying to take the lid off the sour cream. Had sharp edges I wasn't aware of, and managed to slice a capillary. Bled for a few hours. and in the battle of man vs sour cream....sour cream won 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted March 17, 2019 Author Share Posted March 17, 2019 3 minutes ago, Still Me said: and in the battle of man vs sour cream....sour cream won I had just opened a tub of sour cream earlier when I used in something else. Opened it the same way as always, but this bitch had jagged plastic on it and basically got huge paper cuts on all 4 fingers. Hurt like hell. Now I can't type well. Only using one finger on the one hand. But it was worth it, because that steak and potato were AWESOME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 Yet another compelling reason to forego dairy products 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted March 17, 2019 Author Share Posted March 17, 2019 Shut the hell up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 6 minutes ago, midnight said: Shut the hell up. "Make me" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 31 minutes ago, NaBron_James said: Yet another compelling reason to forego dairy products Can we please have a 10 page thread about this? It will make for 'good' reading later when I get back. And glad you still enjoyed your steak, midnight. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, Ric said: Can we please have a 10 page thread about this? We'll see, it isnt up to me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted March 17, 2019 Author Share Posted March 17, 2019 5 minutes ago, NaBron_James said: "Make me" Get out of my thread you piece of shit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 1 hour ago, NaBron_James said: "Make me" Gets kn to take away your mod powers Oh that's right you don't have any to begin with loser 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 Doesn't sour cream usually come in a plastic tub. What top shelf sour cream was this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted March 17, 2019 Author Share Posted March 17, 2019 1 hour ago, The Beast Milk said: Doesn't sour cream usually come in a plastic tub. What top shelf sour cream was this. It was plastic. Daisy brand. But the bitch had sharp edges that I was unaware of. It sliced my fingers open like a paper cut would. Fucker hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 10 hours ago, midnight said: last night, I sliced open 4 fingers while trying to take the lid off the sour cream. Had sharp edges I wasn't aware of, and managed to slice a capillary. Bled for a few hours. "Don't take the Law into your own hands! Take them to court!" Well, I guess it would be hand, not hands, due to the injury and all. Tell them you were traumatized and can't even look at sour cream anymore. Claim PTSCD! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 16 hours ago, midnight said: last night, I sliced open 4 fingers while trying to take the lid off the sour cream. Had sharp edges I wasn't aware of, and managed to slice a capillary. Bled for a few hours. When I was learning to throw a Slider I got a huge blister on my left middle finger that was right where I grip pens or pencils it made writing anything in school a huge hassle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted March 18, 2019 Author Share Posted March 18, 2019 6 hours ago, molarbear said: When I was learning to throw a Slider I got a huge blister on my left middle finger that was right where I grip pens or pencils it made writing anything in school a huge hassle It makes wiping the ass more difficult. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 5 hours ago, midnight said: It makes wiping the ass more difficult. I've always wondered if Right handed people wipe with their Right Hand, I've just never been in a social situation where I was brave enough to ask 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted March 18, 2019 Author Share Posted March 18, 2019 1 hour ago, molarbear said: I've always wondered if Right handed people wipe with their Right Hand, I've just never been in a social situation where I was brave enough to ask I do. Haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Please tell me you didn't get blood in the sourcream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted March 18, 2019 Author Share Posted March 18, 2019 Just now, Sandstone said: Please tell me you didn't get blood in the sourcream. Nah. I didn't contaminate it. I may have sour cream in my blood stream though. I can live with that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Just now, midnight said: Nah. I didn't contaminate it. I may have sour cream in my blood stream though. I can live with that. Mmmmm creamy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Did you get it fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted March 18, 2019 Author Share Posted March 18, 2019 13 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: Did you get it fixed. It's healing. Still sore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Just now, midnight said: It's healing. Still sore. Do you have to clean it daily? I burned my hand twice in the past few weeks and just had to avoid hot water from touching it because of the sensitivity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted March 18, 2019 Author Share Posted March 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: Do you have to clean it daily? I burned my hand twice in the past few weeks and just had to avoid hot water from touching it because of the sensitivity. I wash my hands constantly. I just can't deal with band-aids. They affect everything I'm doing. But they will be healed in a few days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Sandstone said: Mmmmm creamy. Creamy yogurt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 4 minutes ago, midnight said: I wash my hands constantly. I just can't deal with band-aids. They affect everything I'm doing. But they will be healed in a few days. I used to buy the the waterproof liquid band aids at CVS but they also peel off easily. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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