midnight Posted March 13, 2019 Posted March 13, 2019 believe it or not, I don’t give a shit, but true story. I once went face to face with “Batista” and he backed down.
midnight Posted March 13, 2019 Author Posted March 13, 2019 5 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: K Bacon...
NaBarney Posted March 13, 2019 Posted March 13, 2019 I read his autobiography when I was a kid. What happened?
midnight Posted March 13, 2019 Author Posted March 13, 2019 (edited) 12 minutes ago, NaBron_James said: I read his autobiography when I was a kid. What happened? I was at a Smackdown house show, front row. Batista was the good guy, and he was fighting Edge, the heel in the match, for the World Heavyweight Championship. I was always a big fan of Edge, and never cared much for Batista. So, as a paying fan, I cheered for who I wanted to cheer for, Edge. I was booing Batista. At house shows, the wrestlers are a lot more interactive with fans since it's not televised. Batista threw Edge out of the ring and heard me booing him. He walked over to me and got in my face telling me to sit my ass down and shut up. Actually, he said shut the fuck up. I replied to him by saying make me you big bitch. At that point, one of the WWE security guys came over and got between us. I was taking it in stride as I initially thought Batista was just giving me a memorable experience. But nah. Dude was seriously pissed. He kept shaking the barricade and kept talking trash about how he'd kick my ass. I kept talking shit too. I was younger then and I was not backing down. At that point, the security guy said I'm not getting in between you two big dudes. I was a little taller than Batista. I was enjoying the moment but I could see Batista was not. He started backing up. I'm sure because he was getting too pissed and knew if he touched me, his ass would get fired. Then Edge came up and attacked him from behind. After the match, that Edge won, Batista went around the ring giving high fives, and when he got to me, he did a fake slap motion at me and said fuck you bitch. Years later, after he quit the WWE a couple of times, I realized just how much people booing him got under his skin. Dude seriously can't take negative fan reactions. Edited March 13, 2019 by midnight
midnight Posted March 13, 2019 Author Posted March 13, 2019 This was also at the same show that would be Chris Benoit's last appearance before he went on to commit the double murder, suicide later that week.
André Toulon Posted March 13, 2019 Posted March 13, 2019 Batista is my second favorite wrestler after Goldberg.....Goldberg is a monster. But if we are sharing celeb experiences, I talked to Jaime Foxx at Paul Pierce day in Compton for about 30 minutes without ever even realizing who he was. I thought he was just some dude boring me with his story of how he lost his favorite earring that he later found stuck under his shoe until my cousin, who was coaching asked what did me and Jaime Foxx talked about that whole time. We went to dinner later. Also Met Paul Pierce, but that mas much less interesting, 1
midnight Posted March 13, 2019 Author Posted March 13, 2019 3 minutes ago, Perfect Cell said: Batista is my second favorite wrestler after Goldberg.....Goldberg is a monster. But if we are sharing celeb experiences, I talked to Jaime Foxx at Paul Pierce day in Compton for about 30 minutes without ever even realizing who he was. I thought he was just some dude boring me with his story of how he lost his favorite earring that he later found stuck under his shoe until my cousin, who was coaching asked what did me and Jaime Foxx talked about that whole time. We went to dinner later. Also Met Paul Pierce, but that mas much less interesting, Jamie Foxx seems like he'd be a cool dude to chill with. Also, I don't know if you still follow wrestling, but Batista just came back and will be fighting HHH at Wrestlemania next month. My mom and I went into Best Buy in Savannah, I want to say about 15 years ago, and we ran into, literally, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez when they were an item. She bumped into my mom and we were going in and they were going out.
André Toulon Posted March 13, 2019 Posted March 13, 2019 I haven't followed wrestling since maybe 2002.....It got gimmicky.....More than it already was, but I hear it's gotten better. I have the WWE channel on my PS4 but haven't watched it.
NaBarney Posted March 13, 2019 Posted March 13, 2019 32 minutes ago, midnight said: I was at a Smackdown house show, front row. Batista was the good guy, and he was fighting Edge, the heel in the match, for the World Heavyweight Championship. I was always a big fan of Edge, and never cared much for Batista. So, as a paying fan, I cheered for who I wanted to cheer for, Edge. I was booing Batista. At house shows, the wrestlers are a lot more interactive with fans since it's not televised. Batista threw Edge out of the ring and heard me booing him. He walked over to me and got in my face telling me to sit my ass down and shut up. Actually, he said shut the fuck up. I replied to him by saying make me you big bitch. At that point, one of the WWE security guys came over and got between us. I was taking it in stride as I initially thought Batista was just giving me a memorable experience. But nah. Dude was seriously pissed. He kept shaking the barricade and kept talking trash about how he'd kick my ass. I kept talking shit too. I was younger then and I was not backing down. At that point, the security guy said I'm not getting in between you two big dudes. I was a little taller than Batista. I was enjoying the moment but I could see Batista was not. He started backing up. I'm sure because he was getting too pissed and knew if he touched me, his ass would get fired. Then Edge came up and attacked him from behind. After the match, that Edge won, Batista went around the ring giving high fives, and when he got to me, he did a fake slap motion at me and said fuck you bitch. Years later, after he quit the WWE a couple of times, I realized just how much people booing him got under his skin. Dude seriously can't take negative fan reactions. Lol you got worked mark
midnight Posted March 13, 2019 Author Posted March 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Perfect Cell said: I haven't followed wrestling since maybe 2002.....It got gimmicky.....More than it already was, but I hear it's gotten better. I have the WWE channel on my PS4 but haven't watched it. It's still just as predictable. It is mostly boring these days, but always picks up a little around Wrestlemania season.
Zenigundam Posted March 13, 2019 Posted March 13, 2019 (edited) You ever watch Thundarr the Barbarian? Ok, well I like that show. Old school Cartoon Network, Super Chunk, ya dig? I'm gonna cop that on DVD or Blu Ray once the teams I gamble on keep screwing up on purpose to make me lose money. Edited March 13, 2019 by Zenigundam I'm drunk and said conan lol
midnight Posted March 13, 2019 Author Posted March 13, 2019 4 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: You ever watch Thundarr the Barbarian? Ok, well I like that show. Old school Cartoon Network, Super Chunk, ya dig? I'm gonna cop that on DVD or Blu Ray once the teams I gamble on keep screwing up on purpose to make me lose money. Yeah. I watched them when they were new though. Not reruns on Cartoon Network.
Zenigundam Posted March 13, 2019 Posted March 13, 2019 8 minutes ago, midnight said: Yeah. I watched them when they were new though. Not reruns on Cartoon Network. That's cause you're old. You're not rockin with the legal age teenage women like I am 🐺 1
midnight Posted March 13, 2019 Author Posted March 13, 2019 Just now, Zenigundam said: That's cause you're old. You're not rockin with the legal age teenage women like I am 🐺 Yes. I am old. And no. I do not rock with the legal teens. I've got kids older than you. And I am married. Nothing to prove here.
Zenigundam Posted March 13, 2019 Posted March 13, 2019 1 minute ago, midnight said: Yes. I am old. And no. I do not rock with the legal teens. I've got kids older than you. And I am married. Nothing to prove here. So I win then 👨💻
Zenigundam Posted March 13, 2019 Posted March 13, 2019 Young, dashing, and surprisingly... dangerous. 🐰
Ric Posted March 13, 2019 Posted March 13, 2019 42 minutes ago, midnight said: Yes. I am old. And no. I do not rock with the legal teens. I've got kids older than you. And I am married. Nothing to prove here. You have kids older than 28? I thought you were overexaggerating being old. lol 1
GunStarHero Posted March 13, 2019 Posted March 13, 2019 6 hours ago, Perfect Cell said: Batista is my second favorite wrestler after Goldberg.....Goldberg is a monster. But if we are sharing celeb experiences, I talked to Jaime Foxx at Paul Pierce day in Compton for about 30 minutes without ever even realizing who he was. I thought he was just some dude boring me with his story of how he lost his favorite earring that he later found stuck under his shoe until my cousin, who was coaching asked what did me and Jaime Foxx talked about that whole time. We went to dinner later. Also Met Paul Pierce, but that mas much less interesting, I keep running into Coolio. It's weird. Our conversations are super short and idk if he's recognized me at all.
Greeny Posted March 13, 2019 Posted March 13, 2019 One time me and Stone Cold Steve Austin went around San Antonio and got in bar fights in a bunch of bars. He said he could get me a job wrestling for the WWE but I told him I didn't know if I could hold back enough to not seriously injure the other wrestlers. He said he understood. 2
midnight Posted March 13, 2019 Author Posted March 13, 2019 6 hours ago, Ric said: You have kids older than 28? I thought you were overexaggerating being old. lol I'm old as hell, man.
Zenigundam Posted March 13, 2019 Posted March 13, 2019 I'm officially dat dude. I won this thread. 👨💻 Landslide...
Zenigundam Posted March 13, 2019 Posted March 13, 2019 Just now, PhilosipherStoned said: Sir, please stop commenting. I run this thread from here on out. 🦒
wacky1980 Posted March 13, 2019 Posted March 13, 2019 this one time at the convenience store i worked at in high school, i stole a movie rental ticket that had been filled out by one johnny "red" kerr, 3-time NBA MVP, coach of the year, and color commentator for the chicago bulls for 30+ years, including their hot streak in the 90's. that's the only brush with celebrity i'm interested in claiming. 1
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 13, 2019 Posted March 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: Sir, please stop commenting. I run this thread from here on out. 🦒 Get 'em midnight. 1
lupin_bebop Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 13 hours ago, midnight said: Bacon... What about it?
midnight Posted March 14, 2019 Author Posted March 14, 2019 1 minute ago, lupin_bebop said: What about it? It's all I had to work with LB. Damnit. I forgot I typed bacon, now I'm wanting some.
lupin_bebop Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 Well....consider other meats. Don’t cry bacon without delivering. 1 2
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