Why does she want to have sex with me so badly?

[Zenigundam]

I know that seems like a stupid question, but I barely know her haha. I didn't realize I was that appealing that I could make cute area girls want to have sex with me before they even met up with me. Maybe I'm just too talented for my own good.

[Zenigundam]

I'm such a f-cking beast, man. I destroy the Femigazi, put ladies in their places, smack up beta males, and run the show! :thumbsupsmiley:

[André Toulon]

SonicRican, slaying these ho's without touching them........These clowns don't know the real, but I know what you're about pimpin'

[enad]

cute area girls

 

I took this to mean "cute for your area," which is not inconceivable. 

[Sawdamizer]

Jersey girls.

[Hornshire]

Who knows? The reasons that drive desperate people to do stupid things are vast and varied.

[Lasty]

She doesn't. Not only do you not know her, but she probably didn't even actually notice you at all. You have no talent, unless you're trolling, in which case, bravo. You've developed a seamless veneer that would fool just about anyone.

[CutieQuesadilla]

Jerkfuck dickwad cuntwaffle.

[Derackthehunter]

I know that seems like a stupid question, but I barely know her haha. I didn't realize I was that appealing that I could make cute area girls want to have sex with me before they even met up with me. Maybe I'm just too talented for my own good.

 

Yes Zeni you are way too good for these women.

 

You know you should start a class and make some money  training.

[mthor]

Two and a half months off my meds, and I'm still more in touch with reality than you are. I'm supposed to see the shrink Wednesday, but you can have the appointment; you seem more in need of it.

[Houdini Splicer]

Maybe she's even more desperate than you are, if such a thing is possible.