fuggstop Posted January 27, 2019 Posted January 27, 2019 So i went to my spot. The only place in this city that has my favorite sub: seafood sensation. 1st wrong thing: he barely put any meat on my sub and the crab mayo mix was extremely heavy on the mayo. Had full bites of just veggies and no meat. Been eating this sandwich for over 20 years. This is not the common experience. Now to the horror story: there were gnats all over. Which i ignored..but shouldn't have. Should have left. But i was super hungry and had thought abt the seafood sensation my entire 1 hour workout. Well when i got my food and sat down to eat....i saw something...crawling...on my napkin! IT WAS A GNAT BABY! SUBWAY, MY LOVE! MY LIFE! IS RUINED! 1
Ginguy Posted January 27, 2019 Posted January 27, 2019 So, you drove across town to eat bugs and mayo.... Â
bnmjy Posted January 27, 2019 Posted January 27, 2019 (edited) MOAR LEIK SUBWAY WHOAR STORY *kegelspasms* Edited January 27, 2019 by bnmjy 1
GunStarHero Posted January 27, 2019 Posted January 27, 2019 There was a burger king my dad and I used to go to in the 90s. Every time we went for breakfast, there was always something in the food. Hair, bugs, fingernails, even boogers. I never ate anything from there but my dumb fuck father insisted on coming back, time after time.Â
fuggstop Posted January 27, 2019 Author Posted January 27, 2019 22 minutes ago, Ginguy said: So, you drove across town to eat bugs and mayo.... Â Its right down the street actually not far from the gym. Which is worse cuz its easy to go to and eat healthy after working out but now its fucking infested.
fuggstop Posted January 27, 2019 Author Posted January 27, 2019 13 minutes ago, bnmjy said: MOAR LEIK SUBWAY WHOAR STORY *kegelspasms* You fucking kill me lol
fuggstop Posted January 27, 2019 Author Posted January 27, 2019 10 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: There was a burger king my dad and I used to go to in the 90s. Every time we went for breakfast, there was always something in the food. Hair, bugs, fingernails, even boogers. I never ate anything from there but my dumb fuck father insisted on coming back, time after time. 😱😱 ah hell no
Ric Posted January 28, 2019 Posted January 28, 2019 Wow, that was fascinating. I hope the trilogy ends strong in 2020, a lot of part 3s suck so I'm a little worried. 1
fuggstop Posted January 28, 2019 Author Posted January 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Ric said: Wow, that was fascinating. I hope the trilogy ends strong in 2020, a lot of part 3s suck so I'm a little worried. There might not be a part 3
Ric Posted January 28, 2019 Posted January 28, 2019 Oh, now it's even more suspensful! Part 3 has a lot to live up to.
fuggstop Posted January 28, 2019 Author Posted January 28, 2019 53 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Did you take it back to the counter? No. It was on the napkinÂ
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 28, 2019 Posted January 28, 2019 Went to Burger King today. I ordered the Whopper $6 King Box. I imagine this conversation happened behind the scenes: "Well, looks like we're out of cookies. Let's just give him a shit ton of napkins. He'll never know the difference." "Why don't we just tell him we're out of cookies and ask if he wants something else?" "No." *stuffs 30 napkins in bag* 1
TrigunBebop Posted January 29, 2019 Posted January 29, 2019 I like to pretend that the only thing Subway sells is cheese steak sammiches.
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