nameraka Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 Someone kill me please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted January 21, 2019 Author Share Posted January 21, 2019 Also if you could make it creative, that would be great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 2 hours ago, nameraka said: Someone kill me please. The lady in the taco truck gave me a free taco for no reason I also had to use the bathroom in a store and it was completely empty my bowels got to conduct a symphony in absolute peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 Fuck you, Monday 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 (edited) Today was a good day. I have a weird work schedule, so Monday is basically my Saturday. I went to Guitar Center and picked up my "new" (used) 1996 Gibson Les Paul Studio. There was a bit of a mix-up about the case... The listing on their webpage said it would come with a case. It arrived without one. The customer service associate went through what he called "a rabbit hole" to find the right location that the guitar originated from to inquire about it. Apparently when the person first sold it to them, the customer kept the case. So people have been ordering that guitar and returning it a lot because it had no case. I guess the customer service associates in those locations kinda told those customers "too bad, so sad" and accepted the returns, but the guy I talked to gave me a $75 credit towards a new case since the page said it would come with one. And the one he had in stock was on sale 25% off. So basically I got a $120 case for like $17. You may be thinking, "but doom, you thought the case was factored in to the cost already. You had to pay MORE than what you thought you had to for what you were promised!" Well, sort of. The page didn't say what KIND of case was included. I assumed it would be a soft-shell case, which are far cheaper and far less protective than hard-shell cases. Nope, I got a hard shell case for $17. After that I went to Rasputin music, and got a couple CDs, one of which I had my eye on for a while. Then I went to my friend's and he paid me back some money he owed me. I go to the bank to deposit it because I don't want to carry around hundreds of dollars on my person, but uh-oh, it's a holiday, the bank's closed (only thing that went wrong today). Then I realized Stone Cold Creamy is literally right next to the bank, and I have had a $15 gift card for a while that I won at work. So I use some of it to buy a tub of "Birthday Cake Remix" ice cream. Pretty good. And that's my day so far. Edited January 21, 2019 by Doom Metal Alchemist 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted January 22, 2019 Author Share Posted January 22, 2019 3 hours ago, molarbear said: The lady in the taco truck gave me a free taco for no reason I also had to use the bathroom in a store and it was completely empty my bowels got to conduct a symphony in absolute peace i don't wanna hear about this. i just want to hear how you're going to kill me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 This day can go eat a dick 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted January 22, 2019 Author Share Posted January 22, 2019 23 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Today was a good day. I have a weird work schedule, so Monday is basically my Saturday. I went to Guitar Center and picked up my "new" (used) 1996 Gibson Les Paul Studio. There was a bit of a mix-up about the case... The listing on their webpage said it would come with a case. It arrived without one. The customer service associate went through what he called "a rabbit hole" to find the right location that the guitar originated from to inquire about it. Apparently when the person first sold it to them, the customer kept the case. So people have been ordering that guitar and returning it a lot because it had no case. I guess the customer service associates in those locations kinda told those customers "too bad, so sad" and accepted the returns, but the guy I talked to gave me a $75 credit towards a new case since the page said it would come with one. And the one he had in stock was on sale 25% off. So basically I got a $120 case for like $17. You may be thinking, "but doom, you thought the case was factored in to the cost already. You had to pay MORE than what you thought you had to for what you were promised!" Well, sort of. The page didn't say what KIND of case was included. I assumed it would be a soft-shell case, which are far cheaper and far less protective than hard-shell cases. Nope, I got a hard shell case for $17. After that I went to Rasputin music, and got a couple CDs, one of which I had my eye on for a while. Then I went to my friend's and he paid me back some money he owed me. I go to the bank to deposit it because I don't want to carry around hundreds of dollars on my person, but uh-oh, it's a holiday, the bank's closed (only thing that went wrong today). Then I realized Stone Cold Creamy is literally right next to the bank, and I have had a $15 gift card for a while that I won at work. So I use some of it to buy a tub of "Birthday Cake Remix" ice cream. Pretty good. And that's my day so far. so maybe don't kill yourself just yet? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 Monday is one of my days off. I slept in all day. Suck it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 Okay I'm sorry suck it was kind of mean. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 9 minutes ago, empty said: Monday is one of my days off. I slept in all day. Suck it. Like I said above, Mondays are one of my days off too.... But I did the opposite of you, because I work nights. After my shift last night, I just never went to bed. Been up for about 24 hours almost exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 It's Mylar Monday! The worst day of the week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 45 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Like I said above, Mondays are one of my days off too.... But I did the opposite of you, because I work nights. After my shift last night, I just never went to bed. Been up for about 24 hours almost exactly. Go to bed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 Just now, empty said: Go to bed! Just a few minutes ago I started to feel really tired. I'm going to finish listening to this album, eat dinner, then probably go to bed after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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