Zenigundam Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 There's a friend of mine who was asking me about girl advice, and there's this girl he knows from a school environment, and whenever she smiles at him, he freezes up and struggles to formulate sentences. So anyway, he has fantasies of making out with her and cuddling on the couch while watching TV, but today he overheard talking about how weird he is and she was giggling while she said that and his whole psyche just SNAPPED. He kept it together and didn't let her know that he heard her, but now he's calling me up frantically and pacing around his room madly and I'm not quite sure what advice to offer him. I want him to win this young woman's heart and soul, but right now he's losing his mind. 🤨🍕🐺 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 (edited) But you are weird. And you lost what little you had of your mind when your testicles dropped. Edited November 22, 2018 by mthor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 Ｔｈｏｓｅ ｈｉｐｓ．．． ｔｈｏｓｅ ｔｅｎｄｅｒ ｌｉｐｓ．．． ラよァタヸヹ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 22, 2018 Author Share Posted November 22, 2018 1 minute ago, mthor said: But you are weird. And you lost what little you had of your mind when your testicles dropped. Well, I don't know about me, but my friend isn't weird. There's just something about that young lady that's making him fall for her, so he just wants advice on how he can sweep her off of her feet. He fears that he made a creepy first impression. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 Motherfucker you are a creepy first impression. incarnate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 22, 2018 Author Share Posted November 22, 2018 My friend is 28 and the woman he's crushing on is 17, but I would say they look cute together based on his description of her and he's a pretty damn good looking guy. He's got some manly things going on, none of that mocha latte stuff. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 Please. You're so full of shit. We get that outlandish lying is a big part of your gimmick, but do you really think that anyone is going to believe for one second that you have any friends? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 22, 2018 Author Share Posted November 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, Kweerie said: Please. You're so full of shit. We get that outlandish lying is a big part of your gimmick, but do you really think that anyone is going to believe for one second that you have any friends? Why wouldn't I have friends? 🐧 Also, the story is true haha, but I have to keep my friend's identity a tightly sealed secret. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 I don't think random guys on incel forums count as friends zeni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 are you sure he's a friend of yours? are you sure he's not...YOU!?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 22, 2018 Author Share Posted November 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: are you sure he's a friend of yours? are you sure he's not...YOU!?!?!? Please calm down, sir. This is the exactly the kinda scene we need to avoid around this young woman. 🤦♂️ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: Please calm down, sir. This is the exactly the kinda scene we need to avoid around this young woman. 🤦♂️ no, you calm down right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 22, 2018 Author Share Posted November 22, 2018 8 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: no, you calm down right now. I'm calm, but my friend isn't. He's worried about getting turned down and becoming the laughing stock of the world. He can't afford to get turned down by that girl when she could maybe be his next girlfriend. I'll help him win. 👫 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: I'm calm, but my friend isn't. He's worried about getting turned down and becoming the laughing stock of the world. He can't afford to get turned down by that girl when she could maybe be his next girlfriend. I'll help him win. 👫 if he don't calm down that's what's going to make him lose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 22, 2018 Author Share Posted November 22, 2018 4 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: if he don't calm down that's what's going to make him lose Love makes people do crazy things, which is kind of poetically romantic when you think about it. My friend is crazy over her. I mean like he gets those crazed eyes and the giggle chills around her. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 what kind of damn fool is this guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 Sounds like someone I know. How is it that both of you are having so many simular issues. You're even both brain derping from guzzling cheap liqour, and calling it the giggle chills. Does your friend know you call it 'the giggle chills' ? Does he look like a bitch? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 22, 2018 Author Share Posted November 22, 2018 Wtf lol yall are making this thread creepy. Nah he looks young, but grizzled, he's stocky, likes to mix malt and whiskey, no Starbucks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 3 hours ago, mthor said: But you are weird. And you lost what little you had of your mind when your testicles dropped. He has testicles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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