jackiemarie90 Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 Pls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 why bother? everyone just plagiarizes once they get there anyway... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted November 21, 2018 Author Share Posted November 21, 2018 Just now, nameraka said: why bother? everyone just plagiarizes once they get there anyway... Well I want that same chance man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: Well I want that same chance man well just plagiarize this one, then. “I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook 30-minute brownies in 20 minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello. I was scouted by the Mets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I’m bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don’t perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. But, I have not yet gone to college.” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 Accept me Bam finished 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 "I feel I would be a great addition to your school because I need a fucking degree and that's what the fuck you do. Thank you for your time." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted November 21, 2018 Author Share Posted November 21, 2018 17 minutes ago, StarPanda said: Accept me Bam finished Right? lol There are a series of 4 short essays for universities in Cali. I think the point is to show a side of character per essay. At least I have an outline of what I want to write. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted November 21, 2018 Author Share Posted November 21, 2018 13 minutes ago, KimopoBotar said: "I feel I would be a great addition to your school because I need a fucking degree and that's what the fuck you do. Thank you for your time." lol you think this would low key be a great idea because it shows how brave and direct I am as a person? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rpgamer Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 They're all basically for profit anyway; you'd think as long as you can pay, they'd let you in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted November 21, 2018 Author Share Posted November 21, 2018 12 hours ago, rpgamer said: They're all basically for profit anyway; you'd think as long as you can pay, they'd let you in. But I can't pay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 12 hours ago, jackiemarie90 said: lol you think this would low key be a great idea because it shows how brave and direct I am as a person? I wish but i wouldn't risk it. It would be cool if it worked though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 18 hours ago, jackiemarie90 said: Pls "Dear College You cost way too much, let me in, you dumb Assholes." -fin 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 I just told them that I'd make a large donation if they let me in. The "donation" was Stafford loan money for tuition lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rpgamer Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 4 hours ago, jackiemarie90 said: But I can't pay. That's the beauty of it. You don't have to. All you have to do is qualify for all the loans and grants (but mostly the loans) so they still get their money, while the loan providers get to make even more money off of you with all the interest. Welcome to crippling student debt. Oh, oh, and don't forget the cherry on top. After you've graduated, the school will continue to hit you up for money, expecting all of their alumni are rolling in it and ready to kick some back to the institute that helped get them where they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted November 22, 2018 Author Share Posted November 22, 2018 4 hours ago, KimopoBotar said: I wish but i wouldn't risk it. It would be cool if it worked though. Right. I have outlines for what I want to write. Just haven't started. >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted November 22, 2018 Author Share Posted November 22, 2018 3 hours ago, molarbear said: "Dear College You cost way too much, let me in, you dumb Assholes." -fin I'm gonna add that fin tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted November 22, 2018 Author Share Posted November 22, 2018 3 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: I just told them that I'd make a large donation if they let me in. The "donation" was Stafford loan money for tuition lol Did you really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted November 22, 2018 Author Share Posted November 22, 2018 3 minutes ago, rpgamer said: That's the beauty of it. You don't have to. All you have to do is qualify for all the loans and grants (but mostly the loans) so they still get their money, while the loan providers get to make even more money off of you with all the interest. Welcome to crippling student debt. Oh, oh, and don't forget the cherry on top. After you've graduated, the school will continue to hit you up for money, expecting all of their alumni are rolling in it and ready to kick some back to the institute that helped get them where they are. Luckily I qualify for free tuition to get a bachelors degree at any state school. So there that. But no free monies for grad school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 7 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: Did you really? yep. i really did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted November 22, 2018 Author Share Posted November 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said: yep. i really did Like how? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 On 11/20/2018 at 9:36 PM, jackiemarie90 said: Pls Skip college, go to a trade school, save thousand, have a job waiting for you when you are finished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 I feel like I use my degree every day. Not necessarily in an official capacity; but the knowledge I gained from my major does, I feel, allow me greater insights into the workings of the world around me. Also, goddamn I love essays. Nearly 10 years ago when I was writing mine, I arranged it so that the first word of every line read "We're no strangers to love you know the rules and so do I a full commitment is what I'm thinking of you wouldn't get this from any other guy I just want to tell you how I'm feeling got to make you understand never going to give you up." To this day I still feel that was the best thing I've ever written. It's lost to history now though; I posted it on the [as]mb back in the day so some of you may have seen it, but otherwise it's like tears in rain brah. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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