Zenigundam Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 She keeps texting me back. I think it's because she's 29. I wanna date one of the new 18 year old women who popped up on OKC this past week, but none of them have gotten back to me yet. They're the ones I want to text because I won't get a reply back right away and they'll make me want them more because I'll feel like I have to curtail their bad girl behavior. 🏃♀️🐺👫 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 18, 2018 Author Share Posted November 18, 2018 Do you know how weird that'll look if I'm seeing walking down the street with her? People will think I'm her little brother. If I'm seen getting into an Uber with an 18 year old hottie after she gets out, people will think we look cute together. ❤🐰💪 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 2 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 18, 2018 Author Share Posted November 18, 2018 Imagine if I pull up in the Uber to pick her up and her teacher tells her not to get in, and I flip my shades down and say something cool like, "Beat it, pops, you're too old for her. Let's roll, babe." 🦒 Uber is like a limo experience compared to the guys with their provisional licenses and first cars and their futile efforts to impress her. 🚘 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 Undercover cop 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 18, 2018 Author Share Posted November 18, 2018 11 minutes ago, Kuroko said: Undercover cop I don't think so, but if the girl is actually an undercover cop, I get the feeling we won't meet up because he'll be afraid of getting beat up. 😥 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 27 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I don't think so, but if the girl is actually an undercover cop, I get the feeling we won't meet up because he'll be afraid of getting beat up. 😥 I'm talking female undercover cop And your bench warrant ass would be in jail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 18, 2018 Author Share Posted November 18, 2018 8 minutes ago, Kuroko said: I'm talking female undercover cop And your bench warrant ass would be in jail That's so 15 months ago. I'll never go in on that outdated warrant. 😌 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 6 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: That's so 15 months ago. I'll never go in on that outdated warrant. 😌 Warrants never expire and if they do they can be renewed missing a court date turns into an arrest warrant and those never expire and for the kicker it's on your background check so enjoy the rest of your day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 18, 2018 Author Share Posted November 18, 2018 Yeah right, not for job background checks lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 Can't have "stop" or "no" in your life man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 18, 2018 Author Share Posted November 18, 2018 18 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Can't have "stop" or "no" in your life man. I can't stand those words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 Stick with the one who actually wants something to do with you, you dumb bastard. Or just stick with your hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 19, 2018 Author Share Posted November 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, Vin_Tybul said: Stick with the one who actually wants something to do with you, you dumb bastard. Or just stick with your hand. 29 is way too old. She's gonna die when I'm like 40 and then I'll have to find a new wife. 🤦♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: 29 is way too old. She's gonna die when I'm like 40 and then I'll have to find a new wife. 🤦♂️ You'll die long before her, because of that pisswater bullshit you guzzle down. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Xanatos Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 13 hours ago, Zenigundam said: She keeps texting me back. I think it's because she's 29. I wanna date one of the new 18 year old women who popped up on OKC this past week, but none of them have gotten back to me yet. They're the ones I want to text because I won't get a reply back right away and they'll make me want them more because I'll feel like I have to curtail their bad girl behavior. 🏃♀️🐺👫 U might be a pedo. It's ok to date older people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 4 hours ago, Xanatos said: U might be a pedo. It's ok to date older people The woman is a year older than Zeni. In a survey, we asked 100 people, is Zenigundam a pedophile? The number one answer is on the board. Survey says!... *ding* HELL YES! Thanks for playing! A winner is you! 😛 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 19, 2018 Author Share Posted November 19, 2018 Those hips... those tender lips... 👫 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 no..keep texting her. the FBI needs more proof of your creepy stalker nonsense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 Lame so lame. You make me regret waking up today. Keep up the great work man. The only thing keeping me together right now is this image I have of a 'legal teenage hottie' literally breaking you in half.. I was about to go too in depth with that for my liking. What have I become. Better scenario though anyone? I'm craving some poetic justice today for lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 20, 2018 Author Share Posted November 20, 2018 2 hours ago, Mini_Ghost said: no..keep texting her. the FBI needs more proof of your creepy stalker nonsense I'm not a creepy stalker, I'm a charming freelance researcher. 🤦♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 21 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I'm not a creepy stalker, I'm a charming freelance researcher. 🤦♂️ you're a creepy fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 Legal age is legal. Age gaps do exist and even though I wouldn't date an 18 year old, who knows what I might do when I reach MILF status. I don't condone you pointing out age as the only requirement though, who knows what vibe you will find with people if you don't come off as a creep. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 20, 2018 Author Share Posted November 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, Neko said: Legal age is legal. Age gaps do exist and even though I wouldn't date an 18 year old, who knows what I might do when I reach MILF status. I don't condone you pointing out age as the only requirement though, who knows what vibe you will find with people if you don't come off as a creep. Well age isn't the only requirement, but a hot legal age 16 or 17 year old woman would go well with me. Peanut. Butter and Jelly 😌 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 15 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Well age isn't the only requirement, but a hot legal age 16 or 17 year old woman would go well with me. Peanut. Butter and Jelly 😌 You're going to jail and all if the evidence is online. Good luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 20, 2018 Author Share Posted November 20, 2018 Those ages are legal in my state. Not all heroes wear capes. 👨💼 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 It's for reactions. Not all heros do wear capes. I know legal age limits, but also know that you have the rights to not offend as well as the other way. Prolly should get ready to go to jail as I know people who got caught up in the trap only to be lied to by the female. Practice going to jail, because whether it's a lie or not, you're going to jail. Some people do lie, and that impressionable young girl you're trying to impress would not care if you end up behind bars as long as she gets hers. Play with fire and get burned. That's your over decade behind bars to lose and your shame and lose of dignity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 20, 2018 Author Share Posted November 20, 2018 *Reads your post and suddenly falls asleep on top of the hot 17 year old woman he met from OkCupid* 😴❤💏 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 Just looking out brah, that's your asshole in prison. I know that people lie about their ages, better check that ID. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 20, 2018 Author Share Posted November 20, 2018 Just now, Neko said: Just looking out brah, that's your asshole in prison. I know that people lie about their ages, better check that ID. Good idea. I'll ask for a birth certificate and her school ID to be safe. Could always ask her dad, but I just feel like dads can be jerks about these situations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 Prepare ye anus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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