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I need to break this cycle of sleeping all day.


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Why not sleep all day? Its not like you have any responsibilities. I sleep all my free time away til age 18. It was awesome. No one bothered me or tried to wake me up. Not even once for years.

Now i try to sleep past sun up 8am on a Saturday and 4 years ago id hear a little voice "Get up get up. The sun is up. I wanna go to the park!"

Last Sunday at noon it was "Get up Mom. Its daytime."

I freaking know its daytime but i need brad pitt to throw me up against the wall and french me just a few more times!"

Tl:dr

Child free. Own place. SLEEP THE WHOLE MUTHAFUCKIN DAY

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26 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

Why not sleep all day? Its not like you have any responsibilities. I sleep all my free time away til age 18. It was awesome. No one bothered me or tried to wake me up. Not even once for years.

Now i try to sleep past sun up 8am on a Saturday and 4 years ago id hear a little voice "Get up get up. The sun is up. I wanna go to the park!"

Last Sunday at noon it was "Get up Mom. Its daytime."

I freaking know its daytime but i need brad pitt to throw me up against the wall and french me just a few more times!"

Tl:dr

Child free. Own place. SLEEP THE WHOLE MUTHAFUCKIN DAY

MAn kids wouldn't stop me from sleeping all day.. They'd get me up to go to the park and I would just go to the kitchen, slam a box a cereal , and some milk on the table then go back to bed and forget it ever happened.. I still have some high quality ear pro from the rifle ranges if that doesn't work. 

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