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Yesterday a man told me I had the eyes of a seriously evil motherfucker,


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Posted
4 minutes ago, CactusLove said:

yeah thats not whats gonna happen you see, i knock you up, and then you paint his nails and do his hair until he realizes hes straight, 

and then we do it again

LOLOL

Doubt thatll happen but thanks for the laugh

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Posted
1 minute ago, fuggstop said:

LOLOL

Doubt thatll happen but thanks for the laugh

you bring your fine ass over here and youll see what happens...  baby im on it

Posted
23 minutes ago, Mix said:

I told you we shouldn't have switched eyes

Eye to Eye directed by John Woo as a sequel to Face Off was a brilliant idea, you just needed to comMIT

Posted
20 minutes ago, CactusLove said:

baby you so fine you are currently making a white man cry

Not sure if you've been up to date on the news (or life in general) but making white men cry is easy as fuck.

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Posted
1 minute ago, Bouvre said:

Not sure if you've been up to date on the news (or life in general) but making white men cry is easy as fuck.

...oh you are picking up on my bullshit?!?  no it says that a man not usually ascertained by black beauty, is indeed enthralled by her looks.

Posted
18 minutes ago, Bouvre said:

Eye to Eye directed by John Woo as a sequel to Face Off was a brilliant idea, you just needed to comMIT

xD

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Posted
14 hours ago, Bouvre said:

which is so far the most interesting comment I've ever had about my eyes,
and because it didn't make me feel ugly or self-conscious, and it was early in the morning,
I absentmindedly thanked him and entered the convenience store.
He was gone when I returned.

They say the antichrist will appear as a very attractive man...

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Posted
9 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

They say the antichrist will appear as a very attractive man...

Y'all dodged a bullet by me being trans then!

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Posted (edited)
10 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

They say the antichrist will appear as a very attractive man...

Justin Trudeau! 

 

Edited by fuggstop
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