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I offer a blood sacrifice to Academia gods, hear my prayer


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Please oh prentious and all knowing ones. Grant me, a glorious grade curve for my now finished accelerated global history class 1500 to Present. I know I have damned you into thinking it would be easy, but I learned from the error of my ways! I have done the ceremonial extra credit grovel, and even though this wasn't my best paper, I pray you grade mercifully. As I have greatly improved from the shameful midterm to a most excellent final exam score. 

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1 minute ago, Admin_Raptorpat said:

just remember - Cs get degrees

I had this joke id tell in college i thought was SO funny cuz imma dork

"What you do call C students in med school?"

"Doctors."

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2 minutes ago, Admin_Raptorpat said:

just remember - Cs get degrees

I think I'm def good on  with that. Honestly my stressed out, overachieving ass is hoping for an A. But I would also be happy for a high B. Also I'm applying to Universities this year for bachelors.

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2 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

I had this joke id tell in college i thought was SO funny cuz imma dork

"What you do call C students in med school?"

"Doctors."

Wakka Wakka, I mean the real achievement is actually getting into med school. lol Plus they got like exams after that for certification.

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18 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

where do you find these sacred individuals? 

Oh the most holiest souls will do. So like, Republican national conventions. I would go for democrats but they are too evil and liars and such.

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