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I've gotta find a legal age woman who likes taking bubble baths.


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Posted
7 minutes ago, Ginguy said:

Bored at the bus stop I see. πŸ’©πŸ–•πŸ—‘πŸ”₯

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Real men flex their muscles at the bus stop and are ready for combat. Beta males lock their car doors, put the window lock on, and look the other way when they see us lone wolf alpha male warriors with our sleeveless shirts standing valiantly at the bus stop. 🐺πŸ’ͺπŸ§”

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1 hour ago, Zenigundam said:

Real men flex their muscles at the bus stop and are ready for combat. Beta males lock their car doors, put the window lock on, and look the other way when they see us lone wolf alpha male warriors with our sleeveless shirts standing valiantly at the bus stop. 🐺πŸ’ͺπŸ§”

Real men have cars.

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Posted
4 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

I've got Mr. Bubble on deck in my bathroom. Just need to find a simple girl who appreciates a nice bath. πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’»

How much money do you have to spend?

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6 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

I've got Mr. Bubble on deck in my bathroom. Just need to find a simple girl who appreciates a nice bath. πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’»

"Legal aged" Makes me wonder previous experiences.

Posted
2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

The giggle chills. *beepbahdoobop* I have the giggle chills.Β 

*snaps fingers and kisses a legal age blonde teen on her lips* πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’Ό

Thanks for my daily dose of cringe all in one serving.Β 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

*snaps fingers and kisses a legal age blonde teen on her lips* πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’Ό

Pucker up, big boy.

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Posted
25 minutes ago, KH868 said:

Thanks for my daily dose of cringe all in one serving.Β 

What's wrong? Can't compete with the OG lone wolf alpha male warrior for a hot biddie's affections? 😌

Posted
47 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

The giggle chills. *beepbahdoobop* I have the giggle chills.Β 

*snaps fingers and kisses a legal age blonde teen on her lips* πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’Ό

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Posted
5 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

What's wrong? Can't compete with the OG lone wolf alpha male warrior for a hot biddie's affections? 😌

Over dosed now.

Posted
8 hours ago, Phillies said:

Zeni that isn't even funny. Those girls you are trying to seduce are underage.

What are you going to tell the judge??

"Not hardly, your honor. 16 is legal in the state of New Jersey. You lose, your honor."

*judge begins sweating profusely*

Judge: I find you not guilty. Please enjoy your lovely, new girlfriend. *looks away jealously*

"Thank you, your honor! Much appreciated. Hey, don't be jealous. You're old enough to be her great grandpa, just leave this business to young guys like me." 😌πŸ’ͺπŸΊπŸ‘¨β€πŸ’»πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ

Posted
Just now, Athena 92 said:

Ikr I'm marrying someone a whole year younger than me.

That's weird lol. Congrats, but I would never marry an older woman. 1992. That's basically when my grandpa was born πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜“πŸ’¬

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1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

That's weird lol. Congrats, but I would never marry an older woman. 1992. That's basically when my grandpa was born πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜“πŸ’¬

Do you ever get tired of acting completely retarded.

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