Zenigundam Posted October 26, 2018 Posted October 26, 2018 I've got Mr. Bubble on deck in my bathroom. Just need to find a simple girl who appreciates a nice bath. 👨💻
Zenigundam Posted October 26, 2018 Author Posted October 26, 2018 7 minutes ago, Ginguy said: Bored at the bus stop I see. 💩🖕🗑🔥 Real men flex their muscles at the bus stop and are ready for combat. Beta males lock their car doors, put the window lock on, and look the other way when they see us lone wolf alpha male warriors with our sleeveless shirts standing valiantly at the bus stop. 🐺💪🧔
CutieQuesadilla Posted October 26, 2018 Posted October 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Zenigundam said: Real men flex their muscles at the bus stop and are ready for combat. Beta males lock their car doors, put the window lock on, and look the other way when they see us lone wolf alpha male warriors with our sleeveless shirts standing valiantly at the bus stop. 🐺💪🧔 Real men have cars. 1 1
Still Me Posted October 26, 2018 Posted October 26, 2018 46 minutes ago, midnight said: Real men don't take bubble baths. 1
Mohri Posted October 26, 2018 Posted October 26, 2018 4 hours ago, Zenigundam said: I've got Mr. Bubble on deck in my bathroom. Just need to find a simple girl who appreciates a nice bath. 👨💻 How much money do you have to spend?
Kudasai Posted October 26, 2018 Posted October 26, 2018 (edited) Threads like these are why down votes are needed Edited October 26, 2018 by Kudasai 2 1
KH868 Posted October 26, 2018 Posted October 26, 2018 6 hours ago, Zenigundam said: I've got Mr. Bubble on deck in my bathroom. Just need to find a simple girl who appreciates a nice bath. 👨💻 "Legal aged" Makes me wonder previous experiences.
Zenigundam Posted October 26, 2018 Author Posted October 26, 2018 The giggle chills. *beepbahdoobop* I have the giggle chills. *snaps fingers and kisses a legal age blonde teen on her lips* 👨💼
KH868 Posted October 26, 2018 Posted October 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: The giggle chills. *beepbahdoobop* I have the giggle chills. *snaps fingers and kisses a legal age blonde teen on her lips* 👨💼 Thanks for my daily dose of cringe all in one serving. 1
Phillies Posted October 26, 2018 Posted October 26, 2018 Zeni that isn't even funny. Those girls you are trying to seduce are underage. What are you going to tell the judge??
Tengu Posted October 26, 2018 Posted October 26, 2018 3 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: *snaps fingers and kisses a legal age blonde teen on her lips* 👨💼 Pucker up, big boy. 1 1
Zenigundam Posted October 26, 2018 Author Posted October 26, 2018 25 minutes ago, KH868 said: Thanks for my daily dose of cringe all in one serving. What's wrong? Can't compete with the OG lone wolf alpha male warrior for a hot biddie's affections? 😌
Phillies Posted October 26, 2018 Posted October 26, 2018 16 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: What's wrong? Can't compete with the OG lone wolf alpha male warrior for a hot biddie's affections? 😌 3
Phillies Posted October 26, 2018 Posted October 26, 2018 47 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: The giggle chills. *beepbahdoobop* I have the giggle chills. *snaps fingers and kisses a legal age blonde teen on her lips* 👨💼 1 2
KH868 Posted October 27, 2018 Posted October 27, 2018 5 hours ago, Zenigundam said: What's wrong? Can't compete with the OG lone wolf alpha male warrior for a hot biddie's affections? 😌 Over dosed now.
Zenigundam Posted October 27, 2018 Author Posted October 27, 2018 8 hours ago, Phillies said: Zeni that isn't even funny. Those girls you are trying to seduce are underage. What are you going to tell the judge?? "Not hardly, your honor. 16 is legal in the state of New Jersey. You lose, your honor." *judge begins sweating profusely* Judge: I find you not guilty. Please enjoy your lovely, new girlfriend. *looks away jealously* "Thank you, your honor! Much appreciated. Hey, don't be jealous. You're old enough to be her great grandpa, just leave this business to young guys like me." 😌💪🐺👨💻💁♂️
Swimmod_Luna Posted October 27, 2018 Posted October 27, 2018 I'm a legal age woman who likes bubble baths. Not with you tho.
Zenigundam Posted October 27, 2018 Author Posted October 27, 2018 16 minutes ago, Athena 92 said: I'm a legal age woman who likes bubble baths. Not with you tho. Athena... you're a cougar... 🐰
Swimmod_Luna Posted October 27, 2018 Posted October 27, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: Athena... you're a cougar... 🐰 Ikr I'm marrying someone a whole year younger than me.
Zenigundam Posted October 27, 2018 Author Posted October 27, 2018 Just now, Athena 92 said: Ikr I'm marrying someone a whole year younger than me. That's weird lol. Congrats, but I would never marry an older woman. 1992. That's basically when my grandpa was born 🤦♂️😓💬
Swimmod_Luna Posted October 27, 2018 Posted October 27, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: That's weird lol. Congrats, but I would never marry an older woman. 1992. That's basically when my grandpa was born 🤦♂️😓💬 Do you ever get tired of acting completely retarded.
Zenigundam Posted October 27, 2018 Author Posted October 27, 2018 Tho Tho Tho Those legal age teens 🐼
naraku360 Posted October 27, 2018 Posted October 27, 2018 On 10/26/2018 at 5:33 AM, CutieQuesadilla said: Real men have cars. I'll never be a real man?
CutieQuesadilla Posted October 27, 2018 Posted October 27, 2018 12 minutes ago, naraku360 said: I'll never be a real man? You are manly man. Macho man. More man than anyone!
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 27, 2018 Posted October 27, 2018 I literally hope you wake up in the tub without one of your kidneys
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